PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Twiddle Fizzlesticks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rasta Madafaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fizzlesticks comes to the cage accompanied by twiddle. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Fizzlesticks
vs
Madafaka

193 cm
25
180 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

192 cm
32
275 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Twiddle Fizzlesticks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rasta Madafaka!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Micheangelo Fripello and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Madafaka slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Madafaka misses with an uppercut.
The fighters circle momentarily. Madafaka darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Madafaka lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Fizzlesticks defending well as Madafaka loads up on a big left hand.
Madafaka throws a big shot that misses.
Fizzlesticks fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fizzlesticks swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Madafaka throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fizzlesticks defending well as Madafaka loads up on a big left hand.
Madafaka scores with a hook to the body. Fizzlesticks takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Madafaka clobbers Fizzlesticks with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Fizzlesticks is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A slow jab from Madafaka misses its intended target.
Oh Fizzlesticks is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Madafaka misses with a hook. Fizzlesticks ducked under it nicely.
Fizzlesticks moves away from the strike by Madafaka.
Madafaka misses with an uppercut.
Fizzlesticks steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Madafaka.
Madafaka swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Madafaka thows a left - swing and a miss!
Madafaka jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Madafaka circles away from the clinch attempt
and Madafaka counters with a huge left! Fizzlesticks is in big trouble! He's backing up but Madafaka isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Fizzlesticks from any more damage. A dominating finish by Madafaka!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rasta Madafaka!
Rasta Madafaka seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.