PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ed Gein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dan Hardly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gein comes to the cage accompanied by Dead Skin Mask. Hardly comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Eminem- Not Afraid kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Gein
vs
Hardly

177 cm
26
162 lbs
16 - 3 - 0

180 cm
32
165 lbs
24 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ed Gein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dan Hardly!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hardly uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gein.
Gein avoids a kick to the body.
Hardly tries to work over Gein's front leg with a kick but Gein checks it.
Hardly keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hardly slips a jab from Gein.
Gein tries to bum rush Hardly with a series of wild strikes but Hardly uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Gein takes the fight into the clinch.
Hardly misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gein using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hardly has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Hardly lands an elbow inside that Gein shrugs off.
Knees in the clinch landing for Gein.
Hardly lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gein creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hardly's defenses.
Gein tries to land knees in the clinch but Hardly avoids the damage to the body.
Gein softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gein with a knee to the head.
Gein lands a shot to the body.
Hardly lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Hardly lands a damaging elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein lands a body shot.
Gein lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Hardly working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hardly lands a nice uppercut.
Hardly swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hardly lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Gein's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Gein misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hardly.
A short uppercut from Gein.
Hardly lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Hardly slows down the pace here.
Knees in the clinch landing for Gein.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gein lands a nice elbow.
A short right from Hardly on the inside.
Gein lands a nice knee to the body.
Gein is leaning against Hardly and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gein is leaning against Hardly and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Hardly looks gassed!
Gein landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Hardly using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Gein has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Gein pushes Hardly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gein gets through Hardly's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Gein pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Gein lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Hardly blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Gein tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hardly avoids it.
Hardly crunches a lovely knee into Gein's ribcage.
Gein lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hardly backwards.
Gein misses with a body punch.
Gein misses with a body punch.
Gein looking to throw knees to the head but Hardly is blocking nicely.
Gein blocks a body shot from Hardly.
Gein throws a knee to the head but misses.
Hardly prevents a body shot from Gein.
Gein connects with a nasty looking knee right to Hardly's face.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hardly pushes Gein back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hardly throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Gein blocks a body shot from Hardly.
Gein cracks Hardly with a nice body shot.
Gein landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Hardly misses with a punch on the inside.
A short left from Hardly.
Still in the clinch, Gein scores with a nice short uppercut.
Hardly tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Gein avoids it.
Gein scores with a shot to the side of Hardly's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gein lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hardly backwards.

Hardly is rocked!
Gein creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Hardly! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Gein.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ed Gein!
An out of breath Ed Gein thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.