PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between The Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urpo Muilu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guy comes to the cage accompanied by Old Spice Guy Intro. Muilu is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: he's going the distance. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Guy
vs
Muilu

189 cm
26
186 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

186 cm
34
182 lbs
24 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Urpo Muilu!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Steve Smith and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guy throws the left hand but Muilu avoids the punch easily.
Muilu misses with a straight right.
Muilu jabs Guy right on the nose. Guy blinks but takes it well.
Guy misses with a hook.
Muilu misses with a jab to the body
and Guy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Guy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Guy throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Guy missing with a left hand there. Muilu was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Guy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Muilu throws a low kick but it's checked well by Guy.
Guy blocks a head kick by Muilu.
Muilu misses with a hook. Guy ducked under it nicely.
Muilu takes a swing at Guy's ribcage but misses.
Muilu looks to land a left hand but Guy moved out of range nicely.
Guy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Muilu checks a leg kick.
The Guy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Guy misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Guy.
Guy avoids the body shot from Muilu.
Muilu fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Muilu thows a left - swing and a miss!
An inside leg kick lands from Guy.
Guy walks into a straight right hand from Muilu.
Guy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Muilu misses with an uppercut.
Guy needs to keep his hands up - Muilu had a free shot at his head there.
Muilu avoids the head kick by Guy.
Muilu has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Muilu there as he acknowledges the shot.
A big right from Muilu misses.
Muilu pushes Guy away with a front kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Muilu misses.
Guy scores with a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Muilu dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Guy. That did some damage!
Guy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Muilu's sensitive parts.
Guy avoids the body shot from Muilu.
Muilu shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Guy pinned against the cage. Guy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Muilu blocks a head kick by Guy.
Guy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Muilu throws a leg kick but Guy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Guy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Muilu manages to avoid it.
Guy scores with a shot to the body.
Muilu will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muilu throws a leg kick that is checked
and Muilu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Guy misses with a head kick.
Muilu tries to bum rush Guy with a series of wild strikes but Guy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Guy tries a low kick but Muilu avoids it.
Guy throws a push kick but Muilu slaps the foot to one side.
Guy lands with a good body shot.
Guy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Muilu's calf.
Muilu throws out a loose jab but Guy uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Muilu throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Muilu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Muilu.
Guy throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Guy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Guy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Muilu doesn't seem bothered though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Muilu is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Guy.
Muilu misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Guy.
Muilu jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Muilu lands a jab to Guy's midsection.
Guy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Guy lands with a right hand.
Muilu wants to slow Guy down by chopping away at his legs.
Muilu misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Guy.
Muilu checks the leg kick nicely there.
Muilu wants to clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Guy thows a body kick. Muilu tries to catch it but that hurt him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Guy dominated that round.
That's time! Guy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Guy tries to land a leg kick but Muilu saw it coming and moves away.
Guy fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Muilu checks it well.
Guy throws a leg kick which misses Muilu's front leg but catches the back leg as Muilu tries to avoid it.

Guy closes the distance and clinches.

Muilu escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Muilu is looking to clinch but Guy is avoiding it.
Guy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Guy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Muilu is out of range and Guy settles back down.
Muilu tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Guy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Muilu.
Muilu throws a body punch but Guy moves out of range.
Guy throws a low kick but Muilu moves out of range easily.
Muilu misses with a body shot.
Muilu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Guy was well out of range. Poor timing from Muilu.
Guy cracks the inside of Muilu's front leg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy is looking to slow Muilu down with leg kicks.
Guy just misses with a punch to the body.
Guy checks a low kick from Muilu.
Muilu misses with a jab, cross combination.
Guy feints and then cracks Muilu's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Muilu down.
Guy moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Muilu tries to clinch but Guy moves out of range.
Muilu ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Guy moves away.
Guy connects with a solid leg kick.
Muilu misses with a low kick.
Muilu misses with a wild body shot.
Muilu on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Guy. Guy obviously looking to wear him down.
Guy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Muilu looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Muilu ducks under a wild hook from Guy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Guy.

It looks like Urpo Muilu has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Guy misses with a body kick.
Muilu looks to land a left hand but Guy moved out of range nicely.
Muilu swings widly with a right hand
and Guy counters with a leg kick.
Guy misses with a body shot.
Muilu moves out of range of the leg kick from Guy.
Guy thumps Muilu with a low kick.
A swing and a miss from Muilu.

Guy clinches with his opponent.
A left hand lands to the body for Guy.
Guy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Muilu backwards.
Muilu lands a nice shot to the body.
Muilu's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Muilu throws a knee to the head but misses.
Muilu is breathing heavily.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Muilu.
Guy misses with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muilu misses with a body punch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Guy.
Muilu lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Guy prevents a body shot from Muilu.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Muilu just misses with a elbow thrown towards Guy's brow.
Guy works on Muilu's body with a couple of short punches.
Muilu is trying to break free.
Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Guy avoiding damage as Muilu throws knees to the body.
Muilu misses with a hook to the ribs.
Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Muilu controls the action.
Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Muilu misses with a short punch on the inside.
Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Muilu controls the action.
Muilu throws a head punch that misses.
Guy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Muilu.
Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Muilu's elbow.
Muilu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Muilu can't find room to land a body shot as Guy controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy tries to work over Muilu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Muilu swings wildly with an uppercut but Guy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Guy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Muilu blocks an uppercut.
Guy lands a shoulder strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Muilu throws an elbow but misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Guy.
Guy avoids the elbow strike from Muilu, against the cage.
Muilu pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Muilu misses with some punches.
Muilu prevents a body shot from Guy.
Guy lands with a short shot to the head.
Muilu tries to work over Guy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Guy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Muilu misses with a body punch.
Muilu blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Guy.
Muilu misses with a hook from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Guy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Urpo Muilu's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Guy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Muilu throws out the jab.
Muilu misses with a straight left.
Guy misses with a low kick.
Guy throws a leg kick
and Muilu counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A looping hook to the body misses from Guy. Muilu does a little dance to reset his feet.
Guy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Muilu throws a shot from downtown. Guy moves away and avoids it.
Guy tests Muilu's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Muilu checks a leg kick nicely.
Muilu shoots for a double leg takedown but Guy sprawls well. He's pushed Muilu's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Guy misses with a low kick.
Guy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Muilu has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Muilu takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Guy scores with a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muilu fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Guy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Guy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Guy scores with the left hand. Muilu knows he should have avoided that one.

Muilu closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Guy controlling the position well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Muilu not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Muilu tries to stand but can't do so whilst Guy controls his leg.
Guy tries to get to full guard but Muilu has control of the leg.
Muilu throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Muilu is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Guy is just riding it out for now. Muilu eventually gives up the hold.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Muilu's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Muilu's back!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muilu can't escape the position.

Guy has Muilu's back but decides to stand back up... Obviously he fancies his chances in the standup department!
Guy misses with a leg kick
and Muilu counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Guy cracks Muilu with an open hand slap.
Guy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The Guy is winning the standup battle so far.
Muilu on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Guy throws a solid leg kick but Muilu takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Guy.
Guy jabs Muilu to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Muilu is out of range and Guy settles back down.
Muilu is looking to clinch.
Muilu wants to clinch.
Guy connects with a leg kick. Muilu looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Muilu throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That kick from Guy tenderised Muilu's leg. Muilu is trying to keep his angry face on.
Muilu tries to clinch but Guy is having none of it.
Guy thows a body shot but no joy.
Muilu blocks a leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Guy blocks the leg kick.
Guy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muilu fails with a takedown attempt.
Muilu tries to clinch but Guy moves out of range.
Guy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Guy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Urpo Muilu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Guy wants to slow Muilu down by chopping away at his legs.
Muilu on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Guy wants to slow Muilu down by chopping away at his legs.
Muilu misses with a looping left.
Guy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Muilu throws a right hand that misses
and Guy makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Guy moves away from the strike by Muilu.
Guy punishes Muilu's body with a nice straight punch.

And that's the end of the fight!
The Guy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Guy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Guy!
The Guy made sure to mention his sponsor, Prestige Nutrition (160!) in his post fight interview.