PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Gomer Pyle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sinuhe Egyptian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pyle kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Marines' Hymn. Egyptian is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Egyptian Entrance Song. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Pyle
vs
Egyptian

183 cm
27
182 lbs
20 - 6 - 1

182 cm
30
177 lbs
29 - 8 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Diamond Nutrition 160q
Reaper Combatwear

Brute
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Gomer Pyle!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 8 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sinuhe Egyptian!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Sosuke Kotani and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pyle misses the shot to the body.
Egyptian keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Egyptian, right into the meat.
A telegraphed right hand from Pyle misses the target.
Egyptian on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Egyptian is looking to score with low kicks.
Egyptian tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pyle paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Egyptian throws a push kick but Pyle slaps the foot to one side.
Pyle takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A left lands for Egyptian.
Pyle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Egyptian manages to avoid it.
Pyle shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Pyle takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pyle is looking to score with low kicks.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pyle.
Pyle throws a looping overhand right but Egyptian ducks down to avoid it.
Egyptian will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Egyptian misses the jab.
Pyle takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Nice uppercut lands for Pyle. That snapped Egyptian's head back.
Pyle throws a good cross that connects.
Pyle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Sinuhe Egyptian is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pyle moves out of range of the body kick.
Egyptian tries to clinch up.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pyle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gomer Pyle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Egyptian misses with a low kick.
Pyle takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Egyptian misses with a series of wild punches.
Egyptian drops his hands momentarily and Pyle takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Pyle has a takedown stuffed.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pyle checks a low kick from Egyptian.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Egyptian throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pyle blocks a head kick by Egyptian.

Pyle shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Egyptian manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Pyle lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Egyptian seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Pyle postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Pyle chips away with some ground and pound.
Pyle stopping the sweep attempt from Egyptian.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Egyptian managing to control the position.
Pyle missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Pyle in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Pyle postures up in Egyptian's guard and throws a big left but Egyptian blocks it.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Pyle accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Egyptian avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Pyle is looking to work some ground and pound but Egyptian has wrist control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pyle throws a big right hand that misses.
Pyle is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Pyle passes into half guard.
Pyle thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Egyptian's head.
Pyle thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Egyptian's head.
Pyle trying to control from half guard but Egyptian is working away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Egyptian blocking the ground and pound attempt from Pyle.
Egyptian wants to improve his position but Pyle is controlling well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gomer Pyle dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Egyptian forces Pyle back against the cage and clinches.
Pyle lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Egyptian has a couple of punches blocked by Pyle.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Egyptian.
Pyle gets through Egyptian's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Pyle blocking some punches.
A short uppercut from Egyptian.
Pyle blocks an uppercut.

Pyle has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Egyptian uses from the top position.
Pyle looking to control.
Egyptian won't allow Pyle to sweep him here.

Pyle is working an open guard so Egyptian takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Egyptian closes the distance looking to clinch

and Pyle counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Egyptian working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pyle.
Pyle trying to control the position from guard on top but Egyptian is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gomer Pyle overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Egyptian working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pyle.
Egyptian trying to control the position.
Egyptian has Pyle pulled in close to control his posture.
Pyle pushing down on Egyptian's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pyle is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Egyptian is trying to control but can't.
Pyle thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Egyptian's head.
Pyle thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Egyptian's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Egyptian regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Pyle.
Pyle connects with a couple of short punches.
Pyle trying to control but Egyptian is working from the bottom.
Pyle has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Pyle looking to sit in guard and control but Egyptian gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Egyptian trying to control but Pyle is working from the bottom.
Egyptian stopping the sweep attempt from Pyle.
Egyptian's corner is telling him to maintain position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Pyle throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Pyle has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Egyptian can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Egyptian got a little sloppy there for a moment and Pyle has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Egyptian has managed to get both his arms back between Pyle's legs - danger averted.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Pyle working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Egyptian has passed into half guard!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gomer Pyle dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Egyptian needs to keep his hands up - Pyle had a free shot at his head there.
Pyle throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Egyptian looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Egyptian stuffs the takedown attempt from Pyle. Pyle gets slowly back to his feet.
Gomer Pyle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pyle swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Egyptian thows a leg kick but Pyle checks it
and Pyle makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Egyptian scores with a kick to the body.
Egyptian looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Egyptian lands with a kick to the temple. Pyle shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice sprawl there from Egyptian as Pyle shoots in.
Pyle throws a head kick that half lands.
Egyptian fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pyle.
Egyptian avoids a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pyle dives in and grabs Egyptian's left leg, looking for a takedown. Egyptian pushes down on Pyle's head and hops out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gomer Pyle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Egyptian moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pyle fails to land the takedown.
Egyptian misses with a body kick.
Pyle takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pyle throws a shot from downtown. Egyptian moves away and avoids it.
Pyle takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Pyle on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Pyle sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Egyptian delivers a nice body kick.
Pyle on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A nice leg kick lands there from Egyptian.
Pyle keeps the fight on the outside.
Egyptian throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Egyptian has closed the distance and engaged Pyle in a clinch.
Pyle blocks a body shot from Egyptian.
Egyptian working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Egyptian tries to throw a body punch but Pyle avoids it by throwing Egyptian back against the cage.
Egyptian blocks a body shot from Pyle.
Egyptian is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Egyptian has Pyle pressed against the cage.
Egyptian is trying to maintain a safe position but Pyle gets an underhook and turns Egyptian into the cage.
Pyle struggles to land a body shot inside as Egyptian controls his hands.
Egyptian throws a head punch that misses.
Egyptian works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Pyle letting Egyptian take a breather here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Egyptian receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Egyptian throws a punch but it's blocked by Pyle.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Sinuhe Egyptian.
Egyptian avoids the head kick by Pyle.
Pyle blocks a head kick by Egyptian.
Pyle tries to score with a low kick but Egyptian moves his leg out of the way.
Egyptian is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Pyle rather than just go for the knockout.
Pyle closes the distance and clinches up with Egyptian, looking for a takedown. Pyle pushes Egyptian against the cage but Egyptian circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Pyle fails to land the takedown.
Egyptian just misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pyle throws a hook to the side of Egyptian's head but Egyptian sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pyle scores with a three punch combo!
Egyptian cracks the inside of Pyle's front leg.
Egyptian scores with a shot to the body.

Egyptian clinches up with Pyle and pushes him back against the cage.
Egyptian content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Egyptian tries a body shot but Pyle blocks it.
Pyle is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Egyptian.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Egyptian obliges.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sinuhe Egyptian really dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Pyle throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Egyptian's waist but Egyptian gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Pyle off to one side.
Pyle moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

Pyle is rocked!
Nice sprawl there from Egyptian as Pyle shoots in.
Oh Pyle is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Egyptian throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pyle on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Egyptian. Egyptian obviously looking to wear him down.
Pyle seems to have got his legs back now.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pyle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gomer Pyle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pyle fails to land with a series of punches.

Egyptian lands a big right hand that sends Pyle crashing to the mat! Egyptian stays standing though and waves Pyle back to his feet!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Egyptian lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Pyle takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A combination from Egyptian does no damage.
Egyptian tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Pyle manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Egyptian slips a jab and a cross from Pyle.
Pyle walks into a straight right hand from Egyptian.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Egyptian throws a body punch but Pyle moves out of range.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Horrible takedown by Pyle or perhaps it was just good defense by Egyptian which made him look bad.
Egyptian stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Egyptian wants it to stay on the feet.
Egyptian lands a brutal head kick. Pyle looks out on his feet and Egyptian throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Sinuhe Egyptian!
Sinuhe Egyptian is the new welterweight champion!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Sinuhe Egyptian waved his t-shirt featuring Sublime Supplements's logo in front of the cameras.