PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peter Tyzzkling (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and January Kwiecinski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyzzkling comes to the cage accompanied by Dagger (mustasch). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Tyzzkling
vs
Kwiecinski

187 cm
27
250 lbs
13 - 20 - 0

208 cm
26
264 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Peter Tyzzkling!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, January Kwiecinski!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Skip Squint and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kwiecinski swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kwiecinski fakes the leg kick and cracks Tyzzkling in the body.
A punch combination from Tyzzkling misses.
Kwiecinski scores with a spinning back kick!
Kwiecinski tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Tyzzkling swinging wildly here.
Kwiecinski tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Tyzzkling manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Kwiecinski thuds his shin into the meat of Tyzzkling's side.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kwiecinski thows a body kick. Tyzzkling tries to catch it but that hurt him.
January Kwiecinski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tyzzkling is breathing heavily.

Kwiecinski has managed to clinch.
Kwiecinski tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Tyzzkling avoids it.
Kwiecinski landing knees to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kwiecinski.
Kwiecinski lands a good knee to the midsection. Tyzzkling won't want to take too many of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kwiecinski breaks the clinch.
Kwiecinski throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Kwiecinski moves into range and connects with a jab.

It looks like Peter Tyzzkling has been cut.
A thudding body kick lands there by Kwiecinski!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Kwiecinski feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Tyzzkling sprawling to the canvas! Tyzzkling rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Kwiecinski finish him?!
January Kwiecinski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kwiecinski lands a nice looking body kick.
Kwiecinski seems to be stalking Tyzzkling here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Tyzzkling drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). January Kwiecinski!
A relieved looking January Kwiecinski thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.