PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ima Yerface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tota Lidel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Yerface might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to In Flames - Like You Better Dead. Lidel has chosen Dry Kill Logic - Lost as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Yerface
vs
Lidel

190 cm
32
214 lbs
21 - 6 - 0

196 cm
29
220 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

160!
Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ima Yerface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tota Lidel!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Reed Andrews and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Lidel. Yerface does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lidel takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lidel takes a swing at Yerface's ribcage but misses.
Lidel wants to clinch.
Yerface buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Yerface looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Yerface chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Yerface lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lidel's sensitive parts.
Yerface misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lidel.
Lidel catches Yerface with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Lidel misses with a wild combination.
Yerface throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Yerface ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice shot by Yerface.
Yerface jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lidel doesn't manage to clinch there - Yerface circles away.
A lazy left from Yerface finds it's target.
Yerface throws a leg kick but Lidel sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Lidel throws a body punch but Yerface moves out of range.
Lidel misses with a hook.
Yerface looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Yerface getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Yerface attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Lidel walks into a jab.
Lidel lands a head shot.
Yerface checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lidel misses with a head kick.
Yerface changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yerface throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lidel throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface loads up on a big right hand but Lidel slips the punch.
Lidel on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

It looks like Tota Lidel has been cut.
Yerface lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Yerface moves out of range of the leg kick from Lidel.
Lidel doesn't manage to clinch there - Yerface circles away.
Yerface dodges the punch combination from Lidel.
Lidel leaves Yerface with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Yerface throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lidel keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Tota Lidel is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Yerface fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Lidel throws a head kick that misses.
Yerface dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lidel misses the shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lidel ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yerface moves away.
Yerface throws a sloppy head kick and Lidel moves out of range easily.
Yerface throws a series of punches but Lidel avoids them all with ease.
Lidel slips a jab from Yerface.
Yerface scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Yerface takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Lidel misses with a straight left.
Yerface cracks Lidel with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Lidel's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lidel duly obliges.
Lidel moves forwards but Yerface connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Lidel moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lidel misses with a head kick.
A swing and a miss from Yerface.
Lidel takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lidel moves out of range as Yerface strikes.
Yerface slips under a jab.
Yerface keeps the fight on the outside.
Yerface is looking to chop away at Lidel's legs.
Yerface with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Yerface cracks Lidel with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Yerface lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

Lidel is rocked!
Yerface throws a quick head kick that knocks Lidel silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Yerface is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ima Yerface!
A very excited looking Ima Yerface made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.