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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake The Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Titus Kahoohalphala (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kahoohalphala is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Diablo Swing Orchestra - Ragdoll Physics. Jake The Snake has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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226 lbs
16 - 5 - 0 |
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215 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jake The Snake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Titus Kahoohalphala!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Summer Carpenter and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from The Snake.
The Snake ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kahoohalphala shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. The Snake manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
The Snake is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Kahoohalphala landing some decent shots from guard.
Kahoohalphala being controlled here momentarily.
Kahoohalphala advances to half guard.
The Snake wants to improve his position but Kahoohalphala is controlling well.
Kahoohalphala working the head and body with strikes.
The Snake taking some punishment here, with Kahoohalphala in his half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kahoohalphala lands strikes from half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kahoohalphala not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The Snake is trying to control but can't.
Kahoohalphala not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Kahoohalphala thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed The Snake's head.
The Snake avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Kahoohalphala.
The Snake keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The Snake trying to control here.
The Snake is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The Snake is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Kahoohalphala scores with a couple of nice shots.
The Snake avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Kahoohalphala.
Kahoohalphala has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kahoohalphala works his way into side control.
Kahoohalphala creates some space and throws a big elbow, but The Snake sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Snake wants to control but Kahoohalphala postures up.
The Snake tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Kahoohalphala wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Kahoohalphala lands a decent elbow from side control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Snake is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Kahoohalphala lands a decent elbow from side control.
Kahoohalphala tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Kahoohalphala landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Sloppy strikes there by Kahoohalphala.
Kahoohalphala lands some shots froms side control.
Kahoohalphala lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear The Snake down.
The Snake on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
The Snake is trying to control Kahoohalphala's posture but Kahoohalphala avoids it.
Kahoohalphala is working The Snake over with some ground and pound from side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Snake is looking for a sweep.
Kahoohalphala lands a nice forearm strike.
The Snake is looking for a sweep.
Kahoohalphala throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Kahoohalphala lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear The Snake down.
Kahoohalphala connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused The Snake some visible discomfort.
The Snake on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
The Snake is rocked!
The Snake wants to control but Kahoohalphala postures up.
Oh The Snake is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kahoohalphala scoring with punches and elbows.
Kahoohalphala trying to control the position but The Snake is working away.
Kahoohalphala has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for The Snake!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kahoohalphala lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Kahoohalphala throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Kahoohalphala scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Kahoohalphala sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
The Snake seems to have got his legs back now.
The Snake is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Kahoohalphala looking to finish The Snake with some ground and pound. This is bad for The Snake!
Kahoohalphala trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Kahoohalphala with a couple of short strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kahoohalphala with good strikes from the mount here!
Oooooh, big shot lands for Kahoohalphala! The Snake is hurt baaadly! Kahoohalphala is firing away with more strikes - The Snake is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Titus Kahoohalphala!
An out of breath Titus Kahoohalphala thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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