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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Stan TheMan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dallas Bond (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). TheMan comes to the cage accompanied by Get Up Again. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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163 lbs
19 - 11 - 0 |
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160 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Stan TheMan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Dallas Bond!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Sam Margolis and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
TheMan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bond moves away.
TheMan throws a poor cross that misses
and Bond counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bond closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
TheMan avoids the head kick by Bond.
TheMan will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Bond on the wrong end of a nice jab.
TheMan misses with a low kick.
Bond lands a nice hook to TheMan's body. TheMan takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
TheMan connects with a looping right hand.
Bond takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
TheMan misses with a series of wild punches.
Bond uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from TheMan.
TheMan lands with a hook. Bond tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
TheMan delivers a nice body kick.
TheMan swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bond throws a sloppy head kick and TheMan moves out of range easily.
Bond looks to land a combination but TheMan avoids it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bond throws a quick head kick that skims the top of TheMan's head.
It looks like Stan TheMan has been cut.
TheMan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
TheMan lands with a cross.
TheMan throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bond is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
TheMan cracks Bond with a good jab.
Bond throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
TheMan stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bond throws out a loose jab but TheMan uses good head movement to avoid it.
TheMan lands a jab.
TheMan connects with a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
TheMan connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bond. Bond circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bond slaps away a takedown attempt from TheMan, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Bond does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
TheMan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bond was well out of range. Poor timing from TheMan.
Bond thows a leg kick but TheMan checks it
and Bond takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bond just misses with a punch to the body.
TheMan lands the left hand.
Bond digs a good body shot into TheMan's ribs.
Bond moves out of range of the strikes.
Bond misses with a straight right.
TheMan misses with a wild body shot.
TheMan misses with a straight left.
Bond throws the left hand but TheMan avoids the punch easily.
TheMan scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Bond works the jab nicely.
Bond throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bond lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bond misses with a looping right.
TheMan lands with a kick to the temple. Bond shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Dallas Bond has been cut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
TheMan lands with a cross.
TheMan lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bond at a distance.
TheMan throws a big shot that misses.
Bond swings for the body but TheMan moves out of range.
Bond moves away from the strike by TheMan.
Bond swings for the body but TheMan moves out of range.
TheMan scores with a jab to the body.
Bond throws a hook but TheMan blocks it.
Bond swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bond fakes high and swings low for a body shot but TheMan manages to avoid it.
TheMan lands with a cross.
A jab from TheMan finds it's way through Bond's defenses.
Bond tries to clinch there but TheMan circles away.
A right-left combo lands from TheMan.
TheMan takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bond misses with a wild body shot.
Bond tries to move into range but TheMan moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
TheMan slips under a jab.
TheMan scores with the left hand. Bond knows he should have avoided that one.
TheMan throws a shot from downtown. Bond moves away and avoids it.
TheMan misses with a looping right.
Bond just misses with a punch to the body.
Bond throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bond misses with an uppercut.
A jab from Bond misses.
Bond misses with a right hand
and TheMan connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
TheMan scores with the left hand. Bond knows he should have avoided that one.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bond slips under a jab.
Bond takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
TheMan is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
TheMan with a nice cross.
TheMan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bond manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stan TheMan dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
TheMan drops his hands momentarily and Bond takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
TheMan misses with a few strikes there.
Bond ducks under a wild hook from TheMan.
TheMan misses with a straight left.
TheMan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
TheMan throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bond darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bond misses with a low kick as TheMan jumps back.
Bond has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bond there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bond misses with a wild body shot.
Bond throws a hook but TheMan avoids it easily.
TheMan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
TheMan throws a shot to the body.
Bond clinches up against the cage.
TheMan is trying to push Bond away but Bond has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
TheMan escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bond scores with a crisp jab that stopped TheMan in his tracks.
Bond has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bond throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
TheMan looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bond checks a low kick from TheMan.
TheMan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bond pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bond wants to clinch up but TheMan keeps it at a distance.
TheMan throws a hook but Bond blocks it.
Bond takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bond darts in trying to clinch
and TheMan connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bond needs to keep his hands up - TheMan had a free shot at his head there.
TheMan checks a leg kick.
Bond missing with a left hand there. TheMan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bond lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and TheMan has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from TheMan and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from TheMan misses the target.
TheMan slips a jab from Bond.
TheMan's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bond under the eye.
TheMan slips a straight right by Bond.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
TheMan paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
TheMan lands with a nice body punch.
TheMan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
TheMan uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bond.
Nice uppercut there from TheMan.
TheMan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bond throws out the jab.
A combination from TheMan does no damage.
Bond throws a right and a left that both miss.
TheMan misses the jab.
TheMan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bond throws out the jab.
The fighters circling - TheMan throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
TheMan lands a jab to the nose.
TheMan connects with a jab.
TheMan takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bond throws an uppercut from half a mile away. TheMan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
TheMan blocks the body kick.
Bond steps to the side to avoid the strikes from TheMan.
Bond throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bond throws a big shot that misses.
TheMan lands a really nice looking cross but Bond seems unphased.
Bond throws a shot from downtown. TheMan moves away and avoids it.
TheMan lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
TheMan with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A shot to the liver by TheMan. Beautiful body shot.
TheMan throws a jab when Bond was well out of range.
Bond throws a head kick but TheMan moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
TheMan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bond avoids the head kick by TheMan.
TheMan scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bond tries to clinch up but TheMan circles away and keeps his distance.
Bond fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bond misses with a wild body shot.
No joy there for TheMan, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
TheMan swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bond.
TheMan blocks a head kick by Bond.
A punch combination from TheMan misses.
Bond connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bond misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
TheMan ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A good leg kick by TheMan.
Bond is breathing heavily.
Nice uppercut lands for TheMan. That snapped Bond's head back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stan TheMan dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Jab from TheMan.
Bond swinging wildly here.
Bond throws a leg kick that is checked
and TheMan counters with a stiff right hand.
Bond throws a lazy head kick
and TheMan counters with a lovely shot to the body.
TheMan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
TheMan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bond tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but TheMan paws at him with a jab and circles away.
TheMan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bond.
TheMan looks to land a combination. Bond sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Bond bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bond misses with a lunging right hand
and TheMan counters with a body kick that stops Bond in his tracks momentarily.
TheMan scores with a nice strike.
Bond throws a shot from downtown. TheMan moves away and avoids it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bond tries to score with a low kick but TheMan moves his leg out of the way.
Bond misses with a few strikes there.
Bond takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
TheMan fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bond on the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from TheMan.
TheMan fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bond on the side of the head.
Bond uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from TheMan.
TheMan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bond throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
TheMan closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Bond quickly recovers to half guard.
TheMan stands up and beckons Bond to join him on the feet.
Bond avoids the body shot from TheMan.
TheMan walks into a straight right hand from Bond.
Nice shot lands for TheMan.
TheMan scores with a jab to the body.
TheMan misses with a few strikes there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
TheMan blocks a jab.
Dallas Bond has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bond tries a head kick but it misses.
Bond on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
TheMan fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bond looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
TheMan smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Some wild striking there from TheMan.
Bond doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bond slips under a jab.
TheMan missing with a left hand there. Bond was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A low kick from Bond is predictable there
enabling TheMan to counter with a crisp jab.
TheMan clobbers Bond with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
TheMan moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
TheMan bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bond's head.
A jab from TheMan misses.
Stan TheMan is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
TheMan looks to score with a jab to the body but Bond is just out of range.
Bond walks into a jab.
Bond misses with a series of wild punches.
Bond takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bond takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bond misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Stan TheMan is winning the standup battle so far.
TheMan jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
TheMan connects with a solid leg kick.
TheMan takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
TheMan moves out of range as Bond strikes.
Bond misses with a two punch combination.
TheMan uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
TheMan throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
TheMan moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
TheMan lands with an uppercut that bounces Bond off the cage and back into range.
The fighters circle momentarily. TheMan darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
TheMan circles away from the clinch attempt
and TheMan counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
TheMan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bond throws a series of punches but TheMan moves out of range.
TheMan with a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bond throws an uppercut from half a mile away. TheMan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
TheMan jabs Bond right on the nose. Bond blinks but takes it well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bond lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bond misses with a hook.
TheMan checks a leg kick nicely.
TheMan lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
And that's the end of the fight!
Stan TheMan showed his dominance in that final round.
Well TheMan has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stan TheMan!
After winning the bout, Stan TheMan thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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