PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rolen Spliffs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bomb comes to the cage accompanied by Casino Royale Soundtrack - You Know My Name. Spliffs comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bomb
vs
Spliffs

198 cm
26
225 lbs
38 - 11 - 4

190 cm
33
210 lbs
37 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Brute

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry
Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 11 - 4, fighting out of Helsinki, James Bomb!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rolen Spliffs!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spliffs fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bomb.
Spliffs blocks the body kick.
Spliffs lands with a good body shot.
Spliffs looks to land a left hand but Bomb moved out of range nicely.

Spliffs clinches.
Spliffs tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bomb throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Spliffs blocks it with crossed arms.
Spliffs has Bomb pressed against the cage.
Spliffs digs a right hand into Bomb's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bomb's gas tank.
Bomb misses with some punches.
Bomb has Spliffs pressed against the cage, preventing Spliffs from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spliffs wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bomb has him pressed against the cage.

Spliffs pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bomb pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A good leg kick by Spliffs.
Spliffs moves into range and connects with a jab.
Bomb tries a head kick but it misses.
Bomb throws a hook but Spliffs avoids it easily.
Bomb throws a body kick that misses.
Bomb dodges the punch combination from Spliffs.
Bomb swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spliffs scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bomb doesn't seem bothered though.
Spliffs moves in looking to clinch but Bomb pushes him off.
Spliffs swinging wildly here.
A leg kick checked by Spliffs.
That kick from Spliffs tenderised Bomb's leg. Bomb is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spliffs wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bomb has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Spliffs.
Bomb is breathing heavily.
Spliffs tried to score with a low kick but Bomb checks it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spliffs throws a series of punches but Bomb moves out of range.
Spliffs cracks Bomb with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Spliffs connects with a jab.
Spliffs swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Spliffs tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Spliffs tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bomb was well out of range. Poor timing from Spliffs.
Spliffs throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bomb throws a nice looking combination but Spliffs bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs blocks a jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Spliffs jabs Bomb to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bomb.
Good exchange - Bomb coming out on top.
Bomb throws a push kick but Spliffs slaps the foot to one side.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Spliffs, right into the meat.
Spliffs scoring well with a low kick there.
Spliffs is looking to slow Bomb down with leg kicks.
Nice body kick from Spliffs.
Spliffs throws out a powerful jab.
Spliffs paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

Bomb is rocked!
Spliffs feints a jab and as Bomb dips his head, Spliffs unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Bomb right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Bomb falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Spliffs smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Rolen Spliffs!
Our winner, Rolen Spliffs, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.