PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Cardio Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Silver Salmon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Machine comes to the cage accompanied by Skrillex - Bangarang . These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Machine
vs
Salmon

190 cm
22
165 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

185 cm
26
157 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cardio Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Silver Salmon!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Machine.
Salmon stuffs the takedown attempt from Machine. Machine gets slowly back to his feet.

Machine shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Machine was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Machine throwing strikes here but Salmon is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Machine working Salmon over with strikes here.
Machine with a couple of short strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Machine punishing his opponent with strikes.

Salmon is rocked!
Machine looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Salmon covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cardio Machine!
A very excited looking Cardio Machine rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.