PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Dick Cepek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sonny Sausage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sausage comes into a darkened arena with his song building. 50 Cent OK You re Right OK You re Right kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Cepek
vs
Sausage

212 cm
24
214 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

192 cm
34
224 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

Excellent boxer
Very quick

World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dick Cepek!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sonny Sausage!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Dillan Fox and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sausage slips a straight right by Cepek.
Cepek swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Sausage counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cepek jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Dick Cepek seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cepek tries a head kick but it misses.

Sausage gets in close and instigates a clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Cepek just misses with a elbow thrown towards Sausage's brow.
Cepek has a couple of punches blocked by Sausage.
Sausage scores with a shot to the side of Cepek's head.
Cepek lands a body punch.
Sausage goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Sausage manages to break the clinch.
Sausage keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cepek.
Cepek misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sausage pivots, looking for a leg kick but Cepek is out of range and Sausage settles back down.
Cepek really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cepek staying out of range there.
Cepek cracks Sausage with a good jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Sausage.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Sausage working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

It looks like Dick Cepek has been cut.
Sausage blocking some punches.
Sausage tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Cepek avoids it.
Cepek misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cepek misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sausage cracks Cepek with a nice body shot.
Sausage swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sausage keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Cepek's efforts to push away.
Sausage prevents a body shot from Cepek.
Sausage lands a right hand.
Sausage is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Cepek is defending well for now.
A short right from Sausage on the inside.
Sausage throws an elbow but it's blocked.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cepek has a couple of punches blocked by Sausage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cepek.
Cepek misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cepek misses with the head strike.
Sausage has a couple of punches blocked by Cepek.
Cepek has a couple of punches blocked by Sausage.
Sausage gets through Cepek's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cepek misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sausage.
A right hook to the body lands for Sausage.
Cepek is breathing heavily.
Sausage landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

Sausage's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sausage slips a straight right by Cepek.
The fighters circle momentarily. Sausage darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Sausage tries to clinch there but Cepek circles away.
Cepek misses with an uppercut.
Cepek throws a series of punches but Sausage moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sausage looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A jab from Cepek misses.
Sausage tests Cepek's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Sausage is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sausage is looking to clinch.

Sausage clinches up against the ropes.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sausage.
Sausage tries to land a knee to the head but Cepek blocks with his arms.
Cepek wants to break free but Sausage has control.

Sausage breaks from the clinch.
Sausage is looking to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cepek misses with a left hand
and Sausage counters with a three punch combo that has Cepek backing up. Cepek nods at Sausage to acknowledge the strikes.
Cepek throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sausage tries to clinch but Cepek moves out of range.
Cepek displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sausage throws out the jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sausage tries to clinch there but Cepek circles away.
Cepek throws an overhand right that lands on Sausage's shoulder, as Sausage tries to avoid the shot.
Sausage throws a big shot that misses.
Sausage fails in his attempt to clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cepek misses with an uppercut. Sausage saw that one coming.
Cepek lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sausage circles away quickly and effectively.
Sausage tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in the close the distance. Cepek manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sonny Sausage dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dick Cepek's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Sausage misses with a two punch combination.
Sausage on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cepek. Cepek obviously looking to wear him down.
Cepek misses with an uppercut. Sausage saw that one coming.
Sausage jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Nice defenses there by Sausage.
Cepek tries to clinch there but Sausage circles away.
Cepek swats away the attempt to clinch by Sausage.
Cepek darts in trying to clinch

and Sausage counters by clinching up.

Sausage breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sausage scores with a decent looking hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sausage tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in the close the distance. Cepek manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cepek avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cepek is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Sausage sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Cepek tries to score with a low kick but Sausage moves his leg out of the way.
Cepek throws a body punch but Sausage moves out of range.
Cepek fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cepek connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sausage. Sausage circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Sonny Sausage is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cepek keeps the fight on the outside.
Sonny Sausage seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cepek looks to land a right hand but Sausage moved out of range.
Donk. Cepek catches Sausage right on the button with a cross.
Sausage throws a right hand that Cepek ducks under and follows up with a left that Cepek also avoids with ease.
Sausage moves in looking to clinch but Cepek pushes him off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sausage takes a swing at Cepek's ribcage but misses.
Sausage is looking to clinch but Cepek is avoiding it.
Cepek will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cepek throws a body punch but Sausage moves out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Sausage checks a leg kick.
Cepek pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Sausage has closed the distance and engaged Cepek in a clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cepek misses with a punch on the inside.
Sausage lands an elbow inside that Cepek shrugs off.
Sausage lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cepek tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sausage's elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Sausage pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cepek jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cepek lands the left hand.

Sausage has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cepek with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Sausage working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Dick Cepek's cut is getting worse.

Sausage pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sausage is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sausage uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cepek.
Sausage tries to close the distance and clinch but Cepek swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sausage scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Cepek swats away the attempt to clinch by Sausage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sausage tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sausage is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Cepek misses with a body shot
letting Sausage counter with a right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cepek feints a jab promting Sausage to slip. Cepek then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Sausage slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Sausage is looking to clinch but Cepek is avoiding it.

Sausage gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sausage doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sausage working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Sausage lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cepek blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Sausage misses with a punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Sonny Sausage will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Dick Cepek's cut.
That's time! Cepek's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Sausage wants to clinch.
Cepek misses with a shot to the body
and Sausage counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cepek lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sausage checks a low kick from Cepek.

Sausage moves into the clinch successfully.
Cepek fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Sausage.
Sonny Sausage seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Cepek misses with a punch to the body.
Cepek misses with a punch to the body.
Cepek working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cepek takes a shot to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Sausage just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cepek's brow.
Sausage has a couple of punches blocked by Cepek.
Cepek tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sausage's elbow.
Sausage lands a left hand.
Sausage lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Cepek is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Sausage creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Oh Cepek is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cepek on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Sausage creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Cepek crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Cepek face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Sausage takes it with a brutal technical knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Sonny Sausage!
An out of breath Sonny Sausage thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.