PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clubber Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clubber Lang has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jeffrey Dahmer's chin.

Dahmer
vs
Lang

180 cm
19
175 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

185 cm
19
183 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeffrey Dahmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Clubber Lang!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dahmer moves into range and clinches up with Lang.
Dahmer lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Clubber Lang has been cut.
Dahmer just leaning against Lang, taking a breather.
Lang wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Dahmer stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Dahmer.
Nice elbow from Dahmer.
Dahmer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lang stalling in the clinch but Dahmer improves position.
Nice elbow from Dahmer.
Dahmer stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Dahmer.

Lang escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lang waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dahmer.
Dahmer slips a jab from Lang.
Dahmer moves in looking to clinch but Lang pushes him off.
Dahmer fails to land with a series of punches.
Dahmer tries to clinch but Lang moves away
letting Lang counter with a right hand.
Lang just misses with a punch to the body.
Dahmer misses with a left hand
letting Lang counter with a right hand.
Lang throws a jab when Dahmer was well out of range.
Lang circles away from the clinch attempt.

Dahmer gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Lang is trying to push Dahmer away but Dahmer has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Lang is trying to break the clinch but Dahmer is controlling him.
Dahmer lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Dahmer stalling in the clinch.
Lang working hard to break the clinch.
Lang tries to break free but Dahmer pushes him back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dahmer seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Lang swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dahmer lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dahmer pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Lang is trying to break the clinch but Dahmer is controlling him.
Dahmer throws an elbow that misses.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Dahmer takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Dahmer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dahmer is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Dahmer throws a head punch that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lang fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lang is trying to break free.
Lang takes an elbow to the temple.
A frustrated look appears on Lang's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Dahmer has Lang pressed against the cage, preventing Lang from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lang is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Lang can't find room to land a body shot as Dahmer controls the action.
Dahmer is struggling to control the position.
Lang is trying to break free.
Lang can't break the clinch.
Dahmer just leaning against Lang, taking a breather.
Dahmer lands a nice elbow.
A hook to the body from Lang.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lang tries to break free but Dahmer pushes him back against the cage.
Lang is looking to break free of the clinch but Dahmer has double underhooks.
Dahmer lands an elbow inside that Lang shrugs off.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lang creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dahmer creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Lang takes an elbow to the forehead.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dahmer pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Lang wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dahmer misses with an elbow strike.
Dahmer gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Lang takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dahmer lands an elbow just above Lang 's eye.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffrey Dahmer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Clubber Lang's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Nice defenses there by Lang.

Dahmer moves into range and clinches up with Lang.
Dahmer gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dahmer has Lang pressed against the cage.
Dahmer lands an elbow that stopped Lang in his tracks for a moment.
Lang has had enough of the clinch but Dahmer keeps him there for the moment.
Dahmer is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Lang working hard to break the clinch.
Dahmer misses with an elbow strike.
Lang working hard to break the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Dahmer just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lang's brow.
Dahmer lands an elbow just above Lang 's eye.

That has opened up Clubber Lang's cut even more.
Lang blocks an elbow strike from Dahmer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee is keeping an eye on Dahmer - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Lang is trying to force a seperation but Dahmer has the dominant position.
Lang blocks an elbow strike from Dahmer.
Dahmer has Lang pressed against the cage, preventing Lang from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The referee calls for Dahmer to work.
Lang looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Lang is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

Lang pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dahmer throws a shot from downtown. Lang moves away and avoids it.
Dahmer moves out of range of the strikes.
Lang tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dahmer tries to clinch there but Lang circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lang.
A swing and a miss from Lang.
Lang bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dahmer tries to close the distance and clinch but Lang swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lang fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dahmer on the side of the head.
Lang wants to land a leg kick but Dahmer is out of range.
Lang throws out a loose jab but Dahmer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lang misses with an uppercut.
Lang ducks under a wild hook from Dahmer.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dahmer checks a leg kick.
Lang misses with a wild body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dahmer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dahmer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lang.
Jab, jab by Dahmer - just one landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lang throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A jab from Lang misses.
Lang throws a series of punches but Dahmer avoids them all with ease.
Dahmer wants to clinch up but Lang keeps it at a distance.
Lang looks to land a left hand but Dahmer moved out of range nicely.
Dahmer connects with a looping right hand.
Lang showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dahmer.
Clubber Lang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dahmer looks to throw the jab but Lang is out of range.
Dahmer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lang swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dahmer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lang lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Dahmer moves into range and clinches up with Lang.
Dahmer just leaning against Lang, taking a breather.
Dahmer keeps control of Lang as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lang is trying to break free.
Lang avoids a wild elbow strike from Dahmer.
Lang wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dahmer has him pressed against the cage.
Dahmer is trying to stall.
Lang is trying to break the clinch but Dahmer is controlling him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dahmer is trying to stall.
Dahmer looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Lang tries to break free but Dahmer pushes him back against the cage.
Dahmer lands an elbow inside that Lang shrugs off.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lang tries to break the clinch but Dahmer is controlling the position.
Dahmer stalling in the clinch.
Lang avoids the elbow strike from Dahmer, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffrey Dahmer dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Clubber Lang's cut.
That's time! Dahmer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Lang throws a poor cross that misses
and Dahmer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dahmer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lang swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lang staying out of range there.
Dahmer with a hook.
Jeffrey Dahmer is winning the standup battle so far.
Lang wants to land a leg kick but Dahmer is out of range.
Lang finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dahmer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lang.
A jab from Dahmer misses.

Dahmer darts in and clinches Lang up against the cage.
Lang looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Lang escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dahmer throws a hook but Lang blocks it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dahmer.
Dahmer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Good standup being displayed there by Dahmer as he connects with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A big left from Lang misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Dahmer.
Dahmer looks to throw the jab but Lang is out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Lang as he connects with a hook.
Lang takes one on the button.
Dahmer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lang.
Dahmer throws out a loose jab but Lang uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lang lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Dahmer is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Lang throws a hook to the side of Dahmer's head but Dahmer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lang misses with a straight left.
Lang shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lang connects with a single shot there.
Lang throws a looping overhand right but Dahmer ducks down to avoid it.
Lang lands a body shot.
Lang blocks a jab.
Dahmer throws a big shot that misses.
Clubber Lang has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lang throws an overhand right that lands on Dahmer's shoulder, as Dahmer tries to avoid the shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice shot by Lang.
Dahmer misses with a hook. Lang ducked under it nicely.
Dahmer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A slow jab from Lang misses its intended target.
Dahmer slips a straight right by Lang.
Good standup being displayed there by Lang as he connects with a hook.
A punch lands to the side of Lang 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Lang is rocked!
A slow jab from Lang misses its intended target.
Lang is still on wobbly legs! Can Dahmer finish him?

Dahmer forces Lang back against the cage and clinches.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Dahmer.
Dahmer creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Lang! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Dahmer.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jeffrey Dahmer!