PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Titus Kahoohalphala (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shananigan Lurendrejer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kahoohalphala comes to the cage accompanied by Diablo Swing Orchestra - Ragdoll Physics. Lurendrejer has chosen Blunt - Reggae Da Nation as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Kahoohalphala
vs
Lurendrejer

195 cm
22
215 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

190 cm
25
215 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Syndicate Nutrition (DUS)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Titus Kahoohalphala!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shananigan Lurendrejer!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Winston Howard and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lurendrejer works the jab nicely.

It looks like Titus Kahoohalphala has been cut.
Kahoohalphala throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A combination from Kahoohalphala does no damage.
Kahoohalphala throws an overhand right that lands on Lurendrejer's shoulder, as Lurendrejer tries to avoid the shot.
Lurendrejer looks to score with a jab to the body but Kahoohalphala is just out of range.
Lurendrejer throws a half hearted mid kick.
Lurendrejer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kahoohalphala fails with a takedown attempt.
Kahoohalphala cracks Lurendrejer with an open hand slap.
Kahoohalphala shoots in and drives through. Lurendrejer sprawls well.
Kahoohalphala throws a jab when Lurendrejer was well out of range.
Lurendrejer throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kahoohalphala.
Kahoohalphala fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Lurendrejer avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Titus Kahoohalphala. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lurendrejer.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kahoohalphala gets caught napping as Lurendrejer dives in and scores a takedown. Kahoohalphala manages to retain guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Lurendrejer trying to control but Kahoohalphala is working from the bottom.
Kahoohalphala looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lurendrejer is one step ahead there.
Kahoohalphala working a defensive guard here.
Lurendrejer in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Lurendrejer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kahoohalphala looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Lurendrejer controls from within his opponent's guard.
Kahoohalphala wants to sweep here but Lurendrejer controlling him for the moment.
Lurendrejer throws a big right hand that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lurendrejer preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lurendrejer lands a couple of digs.
Kahoohalphala is trying to keep Lurendrejer in close.
Lurendrejer throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Kahoohalphala works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kahoohalphala bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Lurendrejer's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kahoohalphala in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Kahoohalphala seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Lurendrejer lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Kahoohalphala!
Lurendrejer tries to control but Kahoohalphala wriggling away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lurendrejer cracks Kahoohalphala with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Lurendrejer with shots to the head and body - Kahoohalphala looks very uncomfortable down there.
Lurendrejer can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Kahoohalphala is looking to escape.
Lurendrejer scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Kahoohalphala?
Kahoohalphala keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Lurendrejer scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Kahoohalphala?
Lurendrejer with the ground and pound from mount.

Kahoohalphala is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lurendrejer dominating with strikes here.
Oh Kahoohalphala is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Titus Kahoohalphala's cut is getting worse.
Lurendrejer connects with a bit shot that sees Kahoohalphala covering up! More strikes from Lurendrejer and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Lurendrejer is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Shananigan Lurendrejer!
Shananigan Lurendrejer is the new light heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Shananigan Lurendrejer thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.