PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Michael Stonedberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bu Bu Buu Da (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Michael Stonedberg is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Stonedberg
vs
Bu Buu Da

197 cm
19
200 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

179 cm
31
195 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Michael Stonedberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bu Bu Buu Da!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Daniel Blasius and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Da checks the leg kick nicely there.
Stonedberg fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Da manages to avoid it.
Stonedberg misses with a shot to the body
and Da counters with an inside leg kick.
Da tries a head kick but it misses.
Da thows a body kick. Stonedberg tries to catch it but that hurt him.
An inside leg kick from Da misses.
Da takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Da avoids the head kick by Stonedberg.
Stonedberg misses the jab.
Stonedberg tries to land a body kick
and Da counters with a series of strikes. Stonedberg will be more careful next time no doubt.
Stonedberg throws a sloppy head kick and Da moves out of range easily.
Da looks to land a body kick but Stonedberg moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Da checks a low kick from Stonedberg.
A head kick misses from Stonedberg.
A head kick misses from Da.
Stonedberg misses with a low kick.
Stonedberg scores with a kick to the body.
A head kick misses from Da.
Stonedberg blocks a head kick by Da.
Stonedberg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Stonedberg throws an off balance right hand
and Da counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Stonedberg is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Stonedberg misses with a body kick.
Stonedberg throws a head kick but Da moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stonedberg pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stonedberg looks for the body kick but Da saw that one coming.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Stonedberg.
Stonedberg sizes up Da with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Da tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Stonedberg throws a wild body kick that Da sees coming a mile off.
A good leg kick by Stonedberg.
Stonedberg rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Da counters with an outside leg kick.
Stonedberg checks the leg kick nicely there.
Stonedberg blocks a head kick by Da.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stonedberg connects with an inside leg kick.
Da avoids the head kick by Stonedberg.
Stonedberg throws a nice head kick!

It looks like Bu Bu Buu Da has been cut.
Michael Stonedberg is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Da throws a sloppy head kick
and Stonedberg counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Stonedberg misses with a body kick.
Stonedberg misses with a body shot.
Stonedberg throws a head kick that Da semi-blocks.
A combination from Da does no damage.
Da scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stonedberg tries to work over Da's front leg with a kick but Da checks it.
A leg kick checked by Stonedberg.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stonedberg is looking to slow Da down with leg kicks.
Stonedberg pivots, looking for a leg kick but Da is out of range and Stonedberg settles back down.
Stonedberg throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stonedberg throws a body kick that misses.
Da tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Stonedberg throws a head kick that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Stonedberg misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A leg kick checked by Stonedberg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Michael Stonedberg dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bu Bu Buu Da's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Stonedberg throws a body kick that misses.
Bu Bu Buu Da is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stonedberg buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Stonedberg.
Da throws a lazy head kick
and Stonedberg counters with a nice low kick that buckles Da's knee momentarily.
Stonedberg cracks the inside of Da's front leg.
Stonedberg chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Da pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stonedberg throws a head kick but Da moves out of range.
Stonedberg throws a nice head kick!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Da throws a head kick but Stonedberg moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Da on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Stonedberg. Stonedberg obviously looking to wear him down.
Da's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Da avoids the head kick by Stonedberg.
Stonedberg throws a sloppy body shot
and Da counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Da blocks a head kick by Stonedberg.
Stonedberg is looking to slow Da down with leg kicks.
Da avoids a kick to the body.
Da misses with a body kick.
Stonedberg thuds his shin into the meat of Da's side.
Da tries to land a front kick but Stonedberg steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A nice leg kick lands there from Stonedberg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stonedberg misses with a low kick.
A big left from Stonedberg misses.
Stonedberg digs a good body shot into Da's ribs.
A head kick misses from Da.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stonedberg thows a left - swing and a miss!
Stonedberg lands with a slapping head kick.
Stonedberg misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Stonedberg fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Da has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Stonedberg throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stonedberg throws a front kick aimed at Da's knee but Da avoids it well.
Da has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Stonedberg.
Stonedberg throws a sloppy head kick and Da moves out of range easily.
Stonedberg plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Stonedberg throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Stonedberg fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Da checks it well.
Stonedberg throws an off balance right hand

and Da counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Stonedberg wants to get back to his feet but Da is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Da's corner is telling him to maintain position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Bu Bu Buu Da was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Stonedberg lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Stonedberg. Da shrugs it off though.
Stonedberg throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Da to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Da misses with a head kick.
Stonedberg blocks a head kick by Da.
Da dives in and grabs Stonedberg's left leg, looking for a takedown. Stonedberg pushes down on Da's head and hops out.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Michael Stonedberg dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bu Bu Buu Da's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Stonedberg tries a head kick but it misses.
Da throws a sloppy head kick and Stonedberg moves out of range easily.
Da tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Da is looking to land body kicks.
Da throws a lazy head kick
and Stonedberg counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Da blocks a head kick by Stonedberg.
Stonedberg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Stonedberg fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Da manages to avoid it.
Da misses with a head kick.
Stonedberg pivots, looking for a leg kick but Da is out of range and Stonedberg settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Stonedberg.
Stonedberg fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Da.
Da takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Stonedberg misses with a combination
and Da counters with a thumping low kick.
Stonedberg throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Stonedberg throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Stonedberg misses with a head kick.
Stonedberg connects with an inside leg kick.
Da moves out of range as Stonedberg throws a body kick.
Michael Stonedberg is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Da lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Stonedberg has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Stonedberg and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Stonedberg lands a nice shot that snaps Da's head back.
Stonedberg swings and misses with a hook to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Stonedberg.
Bu Bu Buu Da has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stonedberg avoids the head kick by Da.
Stonedberg attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Da bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stonedberg swings widly with a right hand

and Da counters with a shoot takedown. Stonedberg fights it but they end up in guard.
Da stays in close to Stonedberg's body and controls the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Bu Bu Buu Da wasn't active enough on the ground.
Stonedberg throws a nice inside leg kick.
Da avoids the head kick by Stonedberg.
Da checks a low kick from Stonedberg.
Stonedberg dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Da. That did some damage!
Michael Stonedberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stonedberg scores with a head kick.
Da has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Stonedberg.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stonedberg scores with a leg kick.
Da throws a sloppy head kick and Stonedberg moves out of range easily.
Da has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Stonedberg.
Stonedberg missing with a left hand there. Da was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Da blocks a head kick by Stonedberg.
Stonedberg plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Stonedberg fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Da tries a head kick but it misses.
Stonedberg lands a head kick. Da smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Da throws a sloppy head kick
and Stonedberg counters with a good low kick that Da was not able to check.

And that's the end of the fight!
Michael Stonedberg showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Stonedberg, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Michael Stonedberg!
Michael Stonedberg decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.