PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Bob Hick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Armando Quetzalcoatl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quetzalcoatl has chosen J-Lo : On the Floor as his entrance music. Billy Bob Hick is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Bob Hick
vs
Quetzalcoatl

185 cm
32
210 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

202 cm
23
279 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Cobra Pharmaceuticals (159++ Stamina)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Billy Bob Hick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Armando Quetzalcoatl!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Sergei Dronov and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hick closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Quetzalcoatl quickly recovers to half guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Quetzalcoatl pushes Hick off looking to stand but Hick dives back in and keeps control.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

Hick is trying to work for a kimura but Quetzalcoatl is defending well.
Quetzalcoatl is looking to escape.
Hick missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Quetzalcoatl is trying to stand up here but Hick is controlling him well.
Quetzalcoatl is in trouble now - Hick has advanced to mount!
Quetzalcoatl tries to buck Hick off but he can't manage it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hick sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Quetzalcoatl wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Hick.
Hick moves to the back position.

Hick is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Quetzalcoatl has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Hick has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Quetzalcoatl taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Hick doesn't care though - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Billy Bob Hick!
Billy Bob Hick made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Thanks to my sponsors and my great fans!'.