PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simon Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Williams
vs
Dos Equis Guy

193 cm
29
264 lbs
22 - 4 - 0

194 cm
27
280 lbs
21 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction
Convicted Trap House

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Simon Williams!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Jorge Garcia and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy throws out a leg kick but Williams moves out of range and Dos Equis Guy only half commits.
Dos Equis Guy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Williams connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dos Equis Guy scrambles back to his feet.
The fighters circling - Williams throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dos Equis Guy slips under a jab.
Dos Equis Guy throws an off balance right hand
and Williams counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dos Equis Guy's knee momentarily.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dos Equis Guy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Williams. That did some damage!
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice strike.

It looks like Simon Williams has been cut.
Dos Equis Guy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Williams avoids the body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Williams connects with a body shot that sends Dos Equis Guy's belly button to the back.
Williams throws a leg kick
and Dos Equis Guy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Dos Equis Guy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Williams misses with an attempted mid kick.
Williams tries to land a leg kick but Dos Equis Guy saw it coming and moves away.
Williams throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a slapping leg kick.
The Dos Equis Guy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Williams tries to land a leg kick but Dos Equis Guy saw it coming and moves away.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dos Equis Guy.
Williams uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dos Equis Guy.
Williams misses with a body shot.
Williams throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a thumping low kick.
Williams takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Williams is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Williams on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dos Equis Guy. Dos Equis Guy obviously looking to wear him down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A jab from Dos Equis Guy finds it's way through Williams's defenses.
Dos Equis Guy works Williams's body with a nice hook.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a solid leg kick.

Dos Equis Guy forces Williams back against the cage and clinches.
Williams blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dos Equis Guy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Williams prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Williams swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Williams backwards.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Williams controls the action.
Williams lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Williams.
Dos Equis Guy blocking some punches.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Williams controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Dos Equis Guy fails to land.
Williams blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Williams avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
A short right from Williams on the inside.
Williams lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Williams lands a shoulder strike.
Dos Equis Guy working aggressively here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dos Equis Guy.
Williams tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dos Equis Guy's elbow.
Williams is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Dos Equis Guy is defending well.
Williams throws a punch but it's blocked by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy gets through Williams's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Williams lands with a light punch inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Williams is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dos Equis Guy is keeping busy.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Williams tries to break the clinch but Dos Equis Guy is controlling the position.
Williams blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Williams is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Williams prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Williams misses with the head strike.
Dos Equis Guy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Williams.
Williams tries a body shot but Dos Equis Guy blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dos Equis Guy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dos Equis Guy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dos Equis Guy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy is working Williams over against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a hook to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Equis Guy lands a shoulder strike.
Dos Equis Guy swings wildly with an uppercut but Williams uses good head movement to avoid it.
Williams blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Williams misses with some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Simon Williams's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Williams misses with a left hand
and Dos Equis Guy makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dos Equis Guy keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy slips a straight right by Williams.
Dos Equis Guy motions for Williams to come forward. Dos Equis Guy throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dos Equis Guy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Williams.
Williams keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Williams shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Williams takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dos Equis Guy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dos Equis Guy tries to clinch up.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Williams takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Williams's calf.
Nice body punch from Dos Equis Guy.

Dos Equis Guy cracks Williams with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Dos Equis Guy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Williams to stand back up!

Williams is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An inside leg kick lands from Dos Equis Guy.
Oh Williams is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dos Equis Guy cracks Williams with a left hook right on the temple and Williams goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Dos Equis Guy lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Williams is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy is the new heavyweight champion!
The Dos Equis Guy made sure to mention his sponsor, Hell's Balls Recovery (160) in his post fight interview.