PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mel Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shamar Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jackson has chosen Freak on a Leash as his entrance music. Mel Turd could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Shamar Jackson's chin.

Turd
vs
Jackson

189 cm
27
205 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

185 cm
21
213 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mel Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shamar Jackson!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, David Schapiro and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Jackson. Those never looked like landing.
Jackson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Turd.
Jackson misses with the combination.
Turd slips a jab and a cross from Jackson.
Turd avoids the body shot from Jackson.
Jackson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Turd on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

It looks like Mel Turd has been cut.
Jackson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jackson throws a right and a left that Turd avoids nicely.

Turd scores a takedown into full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd dominating with strikes here.
Jackson is wriggling around trying to escape.
BOOM! Turd connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Jackson can't escape the position.

Turd has hold of Jackson's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Jackson manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Turd with good strikes from the mount here!

Jackson is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackson takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Turd's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mel Turd!