PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Whoopass Orrobpeople (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Man D (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). D has chosen The Prodigy - Firestarter as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Man D enters the cage!

Orrobpeople
vs
D

196 cm
36
270 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

184 cm
28
270 lbs
22 - 10 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Whoopass Orrobpeople!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Man D!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
D takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Orrobpeople blocks a jab.
D lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Orrobpeople swings and misses with a shot to the body
and D counters with a leg kick.
D looks to land a body kick but Orrobpeople moved away.
Orrobpeople misses with an uppercut
and D counters with a body kick that stops Orrobpeople in his tracks momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Orrobpeople shoots for a double leg takedown but D sprawls well. He's pushed Orrobpeople's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
D buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
D pushes Orrobpeople away with a front kick.
Orrobpeople is breathing heavily.
No joy there for D, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orrobpeople avoids a punch combination nicely.
D missing with a left hand there. Orrobpeople was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Orrobpeople uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
D throws a jab but it's blocked by Orrobpeople.
Orrobpeople misses with a hook.
D feints and then cracks Orrobpeople's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Orrobpeople down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
D throws a leg kick but Orrobpeople sees it coming and moves out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from D.
Orrobpeople checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
D avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
D throws a hook but Orrobpeople avoids it easily.
D moves away from the strike by Orrobpeople.
A looping hook to the body misses from D. Orrobpeople does a little dance to reset his feet.
Orrobpeople is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by D.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
D throws out a powerful jab.
A slow jab from D misses its intended target.
Whoopass Orrobpeople seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
D avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Orrobpeople changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. D tries to avoid it but Orrobpeople manages to keep hold of a leg and drag D to the ground. D escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

D lands a big uppercut and Orrobpeople crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Orrobpeople looks OK. D waves Orrobpeople back to his feet!

It looks like Whoopass Orrobpeople has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
D misses with a straight right.
D tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Good standup being displayed there by Orrobpeople as he connects with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
D tries to clinch there but Orrobpeople circles away.
D misses with a head kick.
Orrobpeople fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Whoopass Orrobpeople. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Orrobpeople takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A slow jab from D misses its intended target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
D keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
D misses the shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Man D dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Whoopass Orrobpeople's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Orrobpeople scores with a body shot.
Orrobpeople stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from D.
D has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
D pivots, looking for a leg kick but Orrobpeople is out of range and D settles back down.
Orrobpeople throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
D keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Orrobpeople is defended easily by D.
D rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Orrobpeople moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orrobpeople misses with an uppercut.
Orrobpeople tries for a takedown but D sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Whoopass Orrobpeople. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Orrobpeople moves out of range as D strikes.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Orrobpeople.
D thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Orrobpeople if he has to take too many more of those.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Orrobpeople might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
D tries to land a leg kick but Orrobpeople saw it coming and moves away.
Orrobpeople looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? D is fending him off so far but Orrobpeople persists. Nope, D circles away and we're back to standing.

D cracks Orrobpeople with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. D has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Orrobpeople to stand back up!

Orrobpeople is rocked!
Orrobpeople displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as D throws out the jab.
Orrobpeople glances at the clock... BAM! D nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Orrobpeople crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Orrobpeople is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Man D!