PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simon Bruce (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bruce kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is I want it all. Sheen is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Simon Bruce is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Bruce
vs
Sheen

195 cm
27
287 lbs
16 - 2 - 0

200 cm
23
266 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Brute
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Simon Bruce!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Patrick Alders and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bruce misses with an uppercut. Sheen saw that one coming.
Sheen throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Sheen takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Sheen avoids the head kick by Bruce.
Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.
Sheen scores with a punch to the head.
Sheen scores with a leg kick.
Bruce is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sheen.
Bruce jabs Sheen to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Sheen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bruce throws a jab but it's blocked by Sheen.
Bruce looks to score with a jab to the body but Sheen is just out of range.
Bruce scores with a decent looking hook.
Bruce throws a hook but Sheen blocks it.
Sheen takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen throws an overhand right that lands on Bruce's shoulder, as Bruce tries to avoid the shot.
Sheen tries to score with a low kick but Bruce moves his leg out of the way.
Sheen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bruce scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Sheen throws a jab when Bruce was well out of range.
Charlie Sheen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sheen slips under a jab.
Sheen misses with a body shot.
Sheen throws a lazy right hand but Bruce sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bruce rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Sheen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Sheen slips a straight right by Bruce.
Bruce misses with a wild body shot.
The fighters circling - Bruce throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A nice combination there by Bruce.
Sheen staying out of range there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bruce swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A shot to the body from Sheen misses
enabling Bruce to counter with a crisp jab.
Sheen misses with a body shot.
Bruce throws a body punch but Sheen moves out of range.
Bruce cracks Sheen with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Sheen throws a predictable looking body shot

and Bruce counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Sheen desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Bruce thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Bruce trying to mount his opponent but Sheen defends it.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Bruce connects with a nice short shot to Sheen's temple.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Sheen keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Bruce not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Bruce lands a nice short elbow.
Bruce with the ground and pound but Sheen uses the opportunity to regain guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bruce accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Sheen utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bruce trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bruce trying to control the position from guard on top but Sheen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bruce in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bruce missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Bruce stands and throws Sheen's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Bruce is staying tight to Sheen's torso, preventing him from escaping.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bruce tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Simon Bruce dominated that round.
That's time! Bruce's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Bruce shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Sheen but Sheen pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Sheen bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bruce's head.
Sheen scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Sheen ducks under a wild hook from Bruce.
A slow jab from Bruce misses its intended target.
Bruce walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bruce fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sheen manages to avoid it.
Bruce fails with a takedown attempt.

Bruce gets a takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sheen has his hands clasped together around Bruce's back. He's all about the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bruce sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Sheen defending well though.
Sheen wants to control but Bruce is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Sheen pushes Bruce off looking to stand but Bruce dives back in and keeps control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sheen trying to control from the bottom.
Bruce drops an elbow to the side of Sheen's head.
Sheen trying to hold on to Bruce's head to control him but Bruce postures up.
Sheen is in trouble now - Bruce has advanced to mount!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bruce unloads with some shots from mount but Sheen bucks and avoids them well.
Bruce landing strikes, looking to finish!

It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bruce trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Bruce throwing strikes here but Sheen is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Bruce lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Sheen hang on?

Sheen is rocked!

Charlie Sheen's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Charlie Sheen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Simon Bruce!
Simon Bruce is the new super heavyweight champion!
Simon Bruce decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.