PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Cj Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pierre Silverhielm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Silverhielm's choice of entrance music: Theme Tune to Islam. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Pierre Silverhielm was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Hammer
vs
Silverhielm

182 cm
27
135 lbs
9 - 16 - 1

165 cm
27
135 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Brute
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Cj Hammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Pierre Silverhielm!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Jeff Smith and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Silverhielm connects with a leg kick. Hammer looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A punch lands to the side of Hammer 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Hammer walks into a jab.
Silverhielm dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hammer. That did some damage!
Hammer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Silverhielm goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Silverhielm wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hammer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Silverhielm.
Hammer misses the shot to the body.
Hammer tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Silverhielm makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Hammer misses with a body shot.
Silverhielm cracks Hammer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Hammer wants to clinch.
Silverhielm throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hammer.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hammer. Silverhielm does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Silverhielm. Hammer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Silverhielm lands with a kick to the ribs.
Silverhielm just misses with a punch to the body.
Silverhielm moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hammer tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Silverhielm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hammer. Silverhielm does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer wants to clinch.
A combination from Silverhielm does no damage.
Hammer takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Hammer misses the shot to the body.
Hammer closes the distance but Silverhielm moves to the side
and Silverhielm counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Silverhielm walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Silverhielm lands a two punch combo.
Hammer takes a kick to the side of the head.
Hammer walks into a stiff left hand from Silverhielm.
A solid leg kick lands there for Silverhielm.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Silverhielm fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hammer.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hammer takes a swing at Silverhielm's ribcage but misses.
Silverhielm throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A combination from Silverhielm does no damage.
Hammer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Hammer ducks right into an uppercut from Silverhielm.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Hammer misses.
Hammer tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Silverhielm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Silverhielm circles away from the clinch attempt.
Silverhielm works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

Hammer is rocked!
Silverhielm closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Hammer! Silverhielm dives in looking to finish! Hammer is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pierre Silverhielm!
In his post fight interview, Pierre Silverhielm gave a big smile as he said '9/11 was the start of the next Jihad. Don't let it be completed people.'.