PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between ILja Muromets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Douglas Quaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Muromets's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Krec Паром через. Quaid has chosen Total Recall as his entrance music. Douglas Quaid acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Muromets
vs
Quaid

192 cm
25
255 lbs
16 - 11 - 1

186 cm
20
260 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Good gas tank

Untouchable Fight Nutrition(Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, ILja Muromets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Douglas Quaid!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Johanna Lukiainen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quaid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Muromets moves away.
Muromets scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Quaid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Quaid throws a jab but it's blocked by Muromets.

Muromets closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Muromets lands in his opponent's guard.
Quaid is trying to keep Muromets in close.
Muromets trying to stand up but can't free himself from Quaid's guard.
Muromets postures up.

Muromets drops back looking for a leg! Quaid is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Quaid manages to kick Muromets off! Muromets jumps back into Quaid's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Muromets.
Muromets passes Quaid's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Quaid is trying to control but can't.
Quaid might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Muromets kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Quaid is looking for a sweep. Muromets is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Muromets is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Quaid moves into full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quaid is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Muromets trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Muromets in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Muromets wants to control from the top but Quaid keeps moving.

Quaid has his foot on Muromets's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Muromets works his way back into a safe position though.
Muromets advances to half guard.
Muromets is thwarting Quaid's attempts to control the position.

Muromets seems to be working for a kimura but Quaid defends the submission attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Muromets is working for a submission of some sort.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Muromets is trying to work for a kimura but Quaid is defending well.
Quaid is looking for a sweep. Muromets is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Muromets wants to work for an arm triangle but Quaid is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Muromets landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Quaid wants to get back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Muromets is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

Muromets seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Quaid is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). ILja Muromets!
During a confident post fight interview, ILja Muromets thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.