PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kane Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Potatos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Williams comes to the cage accompanied by Celebration by Kool and the Gang. Potatos comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Just Another Victim by Helmet&House of Pain kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Williams
vs
Potatos

193 cm
25
262 lbs
15 - 1 - 0

197 cm
29
260 lbs
21 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Conviction
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kane Williams!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Potatos!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Atkins and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Williams throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Jab from Potatos.
Potatos missing with a left hand there. Williams was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Potatos has taken the fight to the clinch.
Potatos misses with a hook from the clinch.

Williams breaks from the clinch.
Williams misses with an attempted mid kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Williams.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Williams throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Potatos checks a leg kick.
Williams connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Potatos dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Williams goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Williams on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Potatos loads up on a big right hand but Williams slips the punch.
Williams thows a leg kick but Potatos checks it
and Potatos counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Williams lands a jab to the nose.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Williams, right into the meat.
Potatos checks the leg kick.
Williams staying out of range there.
Williams punishes Potatos's body with a nice straight punch.
Potatos looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Williams throws a nice head kick!
A nice leg kick lands there from Williams.
Williams scores with a leg kick.
Jack Potatos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Williams scores with a nice head shot.
Williams tests Potatos's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Williams scores with a jab to the body.
Williams connects with a crisp jab.

It looks like Jack Potatos has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Potatos takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Potatos takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

Williams cracks Potatos with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Potatos looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Williams finish him?

Potatos is rocked!
Williams feints and then cracks Potatos's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Potatos down.
Potatos is still on wobbly legs! Can Williams finish him?
Williams catches Potatos with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and Potatos forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kane Williams!
Kane Williams retains his heavyweight title!
Post fight, Kane Williams stared into the camera and said 'Jack Sprat got knocked out flat, for Kane was far too mean. And so it goes, as you all now see, Convicted reigns supreme. You dig?'.