PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Orlando Noriega (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kelvin Garnett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Noriega might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to GO TO SLEEP. Garnett has chosen Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Noriega
vs
Garnett

195 cm
35
279 lbs
31 - 7 - 0

199 cm
35
233 lbs
26 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Convicted Trap House
Conviction

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Orlando Noriega!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Kelvin Garnett!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, William Gold and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Garnett lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A jab from Noriega misses.
Garnett sizes up Noriega with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Garnett jabs Noriega right on the nose. Noriega blinks but takes it well.
Noriega uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Garnett.
Garnett avoids the head kick by Noriega.
Garnett throws a leg kick
letting Noriega counter with a right hand.

It looks like Kelvin Garnett has been cut.
Garnett lands with a good body shot.
Garnett looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Garnett, as that shot connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Garnett thows a left - swing and a miss!
Garnett throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Noriega looks to land a body kick but Garnett moved away.
Garnett throws a head kick that misses

and Noriega counters with a nice right hand that sends Garnett toppling to the canvas! Garnett scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Noriega finish him?!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noriega steps in with a hook that catches Garnett right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Noriega follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Garnett looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Orlando Noriega!
An out of breath and clearly excited Orlando Noriega thanked Conviction for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).