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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Wily Swagger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Swagger comes to the cage accompanied by Waylon Jennings - Good Ol' Boys. Guy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Old Spice Guy Intro. The Guy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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186 lbs
16 - 5 - 0 |
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186 lbs
16 - 6 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Wily Swagger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Guy!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Alec Ball and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Swagger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Guy moves away.
Swagger is looking to clinch.
Swagger throws a lazy head kick
and Guy counters with a nice body shot.
Guy blocks a head kick by Swagger.
Guy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Swagger misses with a body kick.
Guy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Swagger shoots for a takedown but Guy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Swagger tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
That kick from Guy tenderised Swagger's leg. Swagger is trying to keep his angry face on.
Guy clinches up with Swagger and pushes him back against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Swagger struggles to land a body shot inside as Guy controls his hands.
Swagger misses with a short punch on the inside.
Guy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Swagger has a couple of punches blocked by Guy.
Swagger doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Guy stops a takedown attempt from Swagger.
Swagger scores with a nice hook to the head.
Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Swagger controls his hands.
Guy misses with a body punch.
Swagger misses with a punch to the body.
Swagger blocks an uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Swagger softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Swagger prevents a body shot from Guy.
Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Swagger controls the action.
Guy lands a body shot.
Swagger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Swagger.
Guy lands with a light punch inside.
Swagger misses with a hook from the clinch.
Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Swagger on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Guy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Swaggers head.
Swagger struggles to land a body shot inside as Guy controls his hands.
Swagger lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Swagger goes for a takedown in the clinch but Guy prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Wily Swagger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Guy misses with the head strike.
Guy tries to throw a body punch but Swagger avoids it by throwing Guy back against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Swagger working aggressively here.
Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Swagger's elbow.
Guy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Swagger presses Guy against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Swagger working aggressively here.
Guy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Guy tries a body shot but Swagger blocks it.
Swagger working aggressively here.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Guy.
Swagger tries to work over Guy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Swagger pushes Guy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Guy tries a body shot but Swagger blocks it.
Guy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Guy misses with the head strike.
Swagger lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Guy or not.
Swagger goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Guy tries to throw a body punch but Swagger avoids it by throwing Guy back against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy misses with a body punch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Guy.
Swagger misses with a punch to the body.
Guy lands a shoulder strike.
Swagger working aggressively here.
Swagger misses with some punches.
Guy misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Guy.
Guy lands an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Swagger.
Guy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Swagger throws a head punch that misses.
Swagger blocks a body shot from Guy.
Swagger tries to work over Guy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Swagger tries a body shot but Guy blocks it.
Swagger lands a nice uppercut.
Guy blocks an uppercut.
Guy blocks a body shot from Swagger.
Guy lands a left hand.
Guy blocking some punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Swagger misses with a body punch.
Good body shot from Swagger.
Swagger misses with some punches.
Swagger can't find room to land a body shot as Guy controls the action.
Swagger tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Swagger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Swagger.
Guy working aggressively here.
Swagger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Guy pushes Swagger back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Guy misses with a knee to the head.
Guy misses with a body punch.
Guy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Swagger backwards.
Swagger lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A right hand to the body from Guy.
Swagger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Guy's elbow.
Swagger misses with a short punch on the inside.
Swagger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Swagger scores with an uppercut up the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Guy dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Guy misses with a wild body shot.
Jab by Guy.
Guy lands with a nice body punch.
Wily Swagger is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Swagger misses with a leg kick.
Wily Swagger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Swagger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Guy tries to clinch up.
Swagger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Guy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Swagger has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Swagger looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Swagger shoots in but no luck this time.
Swagger looks to land a combination but Guy avoids it well.
Guy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Guy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Swagger has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Swagger and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Swagger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Guy manages to avoid it.
Guy swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Guy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Swagger takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A bone on bone clash there as Swagger blocks the leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy thumps Swagger with a low kick.
Swagger shoots in for a takedown but Guy shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Swagger misses with a wild body shot.
Guy thuds his shin into the meat of Swagger's side.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Guy throws a leg kick but Swagger checks it.
Guy thows a body shot but no joy.
Swagger misses with a hook.
Guy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Swagger misses with a body shot.
Swagger swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Guy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Guy is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Swagger throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Guy avoids a kick to the body.
A solid body kick from Guy.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Swagger's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Guy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Swagger scrambles back to his feet.
Swagger is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Guy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Guy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Swagger backwards.
Swagger doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Swagger throws a head punch that misses.
Guy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Guy pushes Swagger back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The Guy seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Guy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Guy lands a shoulder strike.
Guy with a knee to the head.
Swagger can't find room to land a body shot as Guy controls the action.
Swagger misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Guy as the two fighters clinch.
Guy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short body shot lands from Guy as the two fighters clinch.
Swagger misses with the head strike.
Guy scores with a knee to the head.
Guy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Guy blocks a body shot from Swagger.
Guy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Swagger is rocked!
Guy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Oh Swagger is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Guy digs a right hand underneath Swagger's ribcage. Swagger let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Guy lands a hook that snaps the head of Swagger backwards.
Guy lands a body shot.
Guy unloads a knee to the mid-section.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Guy.
A body shot lands from Guy.
Guy dips a shoulder and cracks Swagger with a mighty uppercut! Swagger falls back against the cage and Guy unloads with a barrage of strikes! Swagger is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Guy screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Guy!
The Guy took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Prestige Nutrition (160!) for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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