PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie McGregor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGregor comes to the cage accompanied by Bloc Party - Flux. Bomb comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Casino Royale Soundtrack - You Know My Name kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! This should be a great matchup!

McGregor
vs
Bomb

199 cm
30
289 lbs
26 - 11 - 2

198 cm
27
225 lbs
41 - 14 - 6

Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Brute
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Charlie McGregor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 41 - 14 - 6, fighting out of Helsinki, James Bomb!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Tarja Halkonen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGregor misses with a double jab.
Bomb lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McGregor moves out of range of the body kick from Bomb.
Bomb takes a swing at McGregor's ribcage but misses.
Bomb chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bomb waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McGregor.
McGregor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bomb was well out of range. Poor timing from McGregor.
A jab from Bomb does it's job there.
McGregor moves forwards but Bomb connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bomb keeps McGregor at a distance using the push kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McGregor throws a body punch but Bomb moves out of range.
Bomb lands a body shot.
McGregor avoids the head kick by Bomb.
Bomb thows a body shot but no joy.
Bomb throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGregor takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bomb keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bomb slips under a jab.
Bomb stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bomb wants it to stay on the feet.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bomb.
Bomb connects with a crisp jab.
Bomb throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bomb connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between McGregor's hands.
Bomb scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McGregor shoots for a takedown but Bomb saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bomb connects with a high kick.
Bomb explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
McGregor is breathing heavily.
McGregor tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bomb sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten McGregor somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Charlie McGregor. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomb chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bomb cracks McGregor's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! McGregor slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Bomb can do further damage! This one is done, son!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). James Bomb!
A victorious James Bomb thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.