PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Junior Rivera (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatherfockerusus's entrance music is Born to be wild by Steppenwolf. A fine choice. Rivera is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Push it to the Limit - Rick Ross. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Fatherfockerusus
vs
Rivera

186 cm
29
183 lbs
20 - 7 - 0

183 cm
34
179 lbs
27 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Junior Rivera!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Ivan Kurochkin and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatherfockerusus fails with an attempt to clinch.
Rivera walks into a left hand.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a leg kick but Rivera saw it coming and moves away.
Fatherfockerusus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rivera manages to avoid it.
Rivera lands a leg kick that knocks Fatherfockerusus off balance momentarily.
Fatherfockerusus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rivera sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rivera.
Fatherfockerusus circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fatherfockerusus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rivera.
Rivera throws out a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range and Rivera only half commits.
Fatherfockerusus throws a right hand that Rivera ducks under and follows up with a left that Rivera also avoids with ease.
Rivera tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rivera tries to bum rush Fatherfockerusus with a series of wild strikes but Fatherfockerusus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fatherfockerusus avoids the body shot from Rivera.
Fatherfockerusus moves out of range of the body kick.
Rivera bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Fatherfockerusus's head backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fatherfockerusus avoids the head kick by Rivera.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rivera ducks under a wild hook from Fatherfockerusus.
Rivera with a nice cross.
Fatherfockerusus lands a leg kick that knocks Rivera off balance momentarily.
Rivera tries to clinch but Fatherfockerusus is having none of it.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rivera scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Rivera takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A leg kick checked by Rivera.
Rivera cracks the inside of Fatherfockerusus's front leg.
A slow jab from Fatherfockerusus misses its intended target.
Rivera scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fatherfockerusus doesn't seem bothered though.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fatherfockerusus lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Rivera has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Rivera and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fatherfockerusus circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fatherfockerusus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body punch but Rivera moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus stuns Rivera with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rivera tests Fatherfockerusus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rivera lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Rivera moves away from the strike by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a nice body punch.
Fatherfockerusus's jab looks to have found its range, popping Rivera under the eye.
Fatherfockerusus moves out of range of the body kick from Rivera.
Rivera dips to his left and cracks Fatherfockerusus with an uppercut!
Rivera moves out of range as Fatherfockerusus strikes.
Fatherfockerusus works the jab nicely.
Fatherfockerusus looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fatherfockerusus moves out of range of the leg kick from Rivera.
A good leg kick by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus shoots in but Rivera avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Rivera feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Fatherfockerususs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Rivera.
Rivera pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fatherfockerusus jabs at Rivera's body.
Fatherfockerusus keeps the fight on the outside.
Fatherfockerusus works Rivera's body with a nice hook.

Fatherfockerusus scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Ground and pound from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Fatherfockerusus thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ground and pound from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to control the action in half guard but Rivera is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Fatherfockerusus not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Ground and pound from Fatherfockerusus.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus stalling away here and it's allowed Rivera to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Fatherfockerusus postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Fatherfockerusus looking to pass the guard.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Fatherfockerusus throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Rivera works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fatherfockerusus postures up.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fatherfockerusus loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Rivera tries a head kick but it misses.
Rivera lands with a nice combination. Fatherfockerusus backs away looking to recover.
Nice body kick from Rivera.
Rivera looks to land a body kick but Fatherfockerusus moved away.
Fatherfockerusus moves out of range of the body kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rivera stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Rivera lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Good leg kick by Rivera there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a nice right hand.
Fatherfockerusus throws a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fatherfockerusus lands a jab to Rivera's midsection.
Rivera throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fatherfockerusus feints and then cracks Rivera's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Rivera down.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is winning the standup battle so far.
Rivera lands a body shot.
Fatherfockerusus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fatherfockerusus chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rivera tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Fatherfockerusus is able to avoid easily.
Rivera misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rivera looks to throw the jab but Fatherfockerusus is out of range.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice hook to Rivera's body. Rivera takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

Rivera has taken the fight to the clinch.
Rivera tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Rivera prevents a body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Rivera throws a knee to the head but misses.
Fatherfockerusus stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Fatherfockerusus gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Fatherfockerusus manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Fatherfockerusus has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Fatherfockerusus wants to sweep but no luck.

Fatherfockerusus has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Rivera doesn't defend quickly enough and Fatherfockerusus has managed to lock this one up! Can Rivera escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Fatherfockerusus on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
Post fight, an emotional Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus said 'Terror...hm...if you are then I,m antiterrorist.Good night'.