PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Roll Fizzlebeef (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Teppo Tuhkasaari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tuhkasaari has chosen Proteus - Full Metal Jacket as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Fizzlebeef
vs
Tuhkasaari

174 cm
36
153 lbs
25 - 8 - 2

164 cm
31
152 lbs
25 - 10 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Very quick

ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 8 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Roll Fizzlebeef!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Teppo Tuhkasaari!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Dillan Fox and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Fizzlebeef. Tuhkasaari does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tuhkasaari tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fizzlebeef was well out of range. Poor timing from Tuhkasaari.
Tuhkasaari scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fizzlebeef doesn't seem bothered though.
Fizzlebeef missing with a left hand there. Tuhkasaari was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fizzlebeef throws a shot from downtown. Tuhkasaari moves away and avoids it.
Tuhkasaari on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fizzlebeef gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Tuhkasaari.
Fizzlebeef ducks under a wild hook from Tuhkasaari.
Tuhkasaari looks to throw the jab but Fizzlebeef is out of range.
Tuhkasaari avoids the body shot from Fizzlebeef.
Fizzlebeef misses with a leg kick
and Tuhkasaari counters with an outside leg kick.
Tuhkasaari uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fizzlebeef.
Tuhkasaari is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A good leg kick by Tuhkasaari.
Tuhkasaari fails to land with a series of punches.
Fizzlebeef scores with a punch to the head.
Fizzlebeef shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Tuhkasaari but Tuhkasaari pushes him off and we're back to square one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tuhkasaari clobbers Fizzlebeef with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Tuhkasaari shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Fizzlebeef is trying to defend but Tuhkasaari finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Fizzlebeef is trying to get back to full guard.
Fizzlebeef blocking the ground and pound attempt from Tuhkasaari.
Tuhkasaari landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Tuhkasaari has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Fizzlebeef looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Fizzlebeef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Tuhkasaari pulls his head out easily.
The fighters are battling for position here. Fizzlebeef manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef looking for a sweep. Not yet Fizzlebeef, not yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Tuhkasaari accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Tuhkasaari trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

Tuhkasaari got a little sloppy there for a moment and Fizzlebeef has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Tuhkasaari has managed to get both his arms back between Fizzlebeef's legs - danger averted.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tuhkasaari throws an elbow that misses. Fizzlebeef uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Tuhkasaari's guard. Nice move by Fizzlebeef!
Tuhkasaari keeping full guard, as Fizzlebeef tries to pass.
Fizzlebeef landing some decent shots from guard.
Fizzlebeef throws an elbow that misses. Tuhkasaari uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Fizzlebeef's guard. Nice move by Tuhkasaari!
Tuhkasaari won't allow Fizzlebeef to sweep him here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Tuhkasaari content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because Fizzlebeef has locked up a guillotine! Fizzlebeef's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Tuhkasaari is holding on here and Fizzlebeef must be using up a lot of energy. Tuhkasaari has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! Fizzlebeef gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Roll Fizzlebeef!
Roll Fizzlebeef seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.