PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jin Jizzer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Owen Wash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wash has chosen All I Do Is Win as his entrance music. Owen Wash has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Jizzer
vs
Wash

165 cm
20
135 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

169 cm
19
135 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jin Jizzer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Owen Wash!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Ren Mimura and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wash walks into a stiff left hand from Jizzer.
Jizzer throws a series of strikes that have Wash backpedaling.
Wash misses with a head kick.
Jizzer fails to land with a series of punches.
Jizzer misses with a few strikes there.
Wash throws a head kick that misses.
Jizzer lands a right hook to the body.
Jizzer misses with a two punch combination.
Jizzer blocks a head kick by Wash.
Wash throws a head kick but Jizzer moves out of range.
Wash misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wash throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wash tries to move into range but Jizzer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Wash pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wash showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jizzer.
Jizzer lands with a nice combination. Wash backs away looking to recover.
Jizzer looks to land a combination but Wash avoids it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jizzer connects with a crisp jab.
Jizzer blocks a head kick by Wash.
Jizzer moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Jizzer pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Wash back to the cage. Jizzer follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
No joy there for Jizzer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A head kick misses from Wash.
Jizzer scores with a jab. Wash acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jizzer swinging wildly here.
Wash misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wash throws a head kick but Jizzer moves out of range.
Jizzer tests Wash's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jizzer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wash misses with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wash misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jizzer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jizzer's corner calls for a 1-2. Jizzer obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A head kick misses from Wash.
Jizzer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Wash circles away quickly and effectively.
Wash pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wash looks winded!
Wash misses with a head kick.
Jizzer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jizzer blocks a head kick by Wash.
Wash moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A left lands for Jizzer.
Wash misses with a head kick.
Jizzer throws a series of punches but Wash avoids them all with ease.
Jizzer fails to land with a series of punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jizzer scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Jizzer scores with a nice right hand.
Wash throws a head kick but Jizzer moves out of range.
Wash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wash pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wash on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jizzer blocks a head kick by Wash.
Jizzer lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Wash backs up against the cage.
Wash throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jizzer connects with a single shot there.
Jizzer scores with a one two! Wash had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Jizzer looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jizzer avoids the head kick by Wash.
A head kick misses from Wash.
Jizzer scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wash pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jizzer swinging wildly here.
Jizzer avoids the head kick by Wash.
Jizzer lands a jab-cross combination.
Wash takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Wash throws a sloppy head kick and Jizzer moves out of range easily.
Jizzer throws a series of punches but Wash moves out of range.
Wash ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wash throws a head kick but Jizzer moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jizzer avoids the head kick by Wash.
Jizzer blocks a head kick by Wash.
Jizzer lands a jab-cross combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jin Jizzer dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Wash misses with a head kick.
Jizzer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wash tries a head kick but it misses.
Jizzer lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Wash at a distance.
Left hook, right uppercut from Jizzer.
Wash pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jizzer looks to land a combination but Wash avoids it well.
Jizzer blocks a head kick by Wash.
Wash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jizzer tries to bum rush Wash with a series of wild strikes but Wash uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A combination from Jizzer does no damage.
Jizzer is working the combinations to good effect here.
Jizzer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wash throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jizzer lands a jab to Wash's midsection.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wash throws a head kick that misses.
Jin Jizzer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wash takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jizzer throws a series of punches but Wash avoids them all with ease.
Wash misses with a head kick.
Wash tries a head kick but it misses.
Wash dodges the punch combination from Jizzer.
Left hook, right uppercut from Jizzer.
Wash misses with a head kick.
Jin Jizzer is winning the standup battle so far.
Jizzer throws a combination. Wash tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Wash pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wash takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Jizzer blocks a head kick by Wash.
Owen Wash seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jizzer cracks a nice hook into Wash's ribs.
Wash tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jizzer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A right-left combo lands from Jizzer.
Wash throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wash has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Wash has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jizzer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jizzer misses with a series of wild punches.
Wash throws a sloppy head kick and Jizzer moves out of range easily.
Some wild striking there from Jizzer.
Wash throws a sloppy head kick and Jizzer moves out of range easily.
Jizzer blocks a head kick by Wash.
Jizzer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Wash circles away quickly and effectively.
Wash gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jizzer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jizzer fails to land with a series of punches.
Wash tries a head kick but it misses.
Wash with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jizzer to score with a decent uppercut.
Jizzer avoids the head kick by Wash.
Wash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jizzer lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Wash backs up against the cage.
Wash throws a sloppy head kick and Jizzer moves out of range easily.
Jizzer avoids the head kick by Wash.
Jizzer lands with a straight right. Wash didn't see that one coming.
Wash misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wash gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A head kick by Wash misses
and Jizzer counters with a three punch combo that has Wash backing up. Wash nods at Jizzer to acknowledge the strikes.
Wash takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wash throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jizzer works over Wash's head and body with a nice combination.
Wash misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jizzer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wash throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Jizzer's head.
Wash throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Wash.
Jizzer blocks a head kick by Wash.
Wash ducks right into an uppercut from Jizzer.
Jizzer lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Wash misses with a head kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jizzer fails to land with a series of punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wash throws a head kick but Jizzer moves out of range.
Wash misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jin Jizzer will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Jizzer lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Jizzer.
Wash tries a head kick but it misses.
Wash misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wash misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jizzer moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Wash throws a head kick but Jizzer moves out of range.
Jizzer scores with a three punch combo!
Jizzer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jizzer pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Wash back to the cage. Jizzer follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Left hook, right uppercut from Jizzer.
Wash throws a sloppy head kick and Jizzer moves out of range easily.
Jizzer thuds a left hand into Wash's body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A combination from Jizzer does no damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wash tries a head kick but it misses.
Jizzer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wash tries a head kick but it misses.
Jizzer looks to land a combination but Wash avoids it well.
Wash throws a head kick but Jizzer moves out of range.
Jizzer lands a nice shot that snaps Wash's head back.
Wash throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jizzer connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Wash's hands.
Jizzer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wash throws a sloppy head kick and Jizzer moves out of range easily.
Wash misses with a head kick.
Jizzer stalks Wash and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Wash's face. Wash staggers backwards, shaken.
Wash misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wash showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jizzer.
Wash misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wash throws a sloppy head kick and Jizzer moves out of range easily.
Jizzer displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Wash throws a head kick but Jizzer moves out of range.
Wash throws a head kick but Jizzer moves out of range.
Wash throws a head kick that misses.
Jizzer avoids the head kick by Wash.
Jizzer fails to land with a series of punches.
Wash throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wash misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jizzer pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Wash back to the cage. Jizzer follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Wash throws a sloppy head kick and Jizzer moves out of range easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jizzer misses with the combination.
Wash throws a sloppy head kick and Jizzer moves out of range easily.
Wash misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jizzer moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Wash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wash walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Wash dodges the punch combination from Jizzer.
Jizzer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jizzer avoids the head kick by Wash.
Wash pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wash misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice jab there from Jizzer.
Jin Jizzer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jizzer tests Wash's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wash throws a sloppy head kick and Jizzer moves out of range easily.
Jizzer displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Wash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jizzer scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Wash pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wash throws a head kick but Jizzer moves out of range.
Wash throws a sloppy head kick and Jizzer moves out of range easily.
Wash pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jizzer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Washs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Wash throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Owen Wash has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A shot to the liver by Jizzer. Beautiful body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Jin Jizzer.
Well Jizzer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 30:28
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jin Jizzer!