PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryo Hazuki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fucked up's entrance music is call to prayer. A fine choice. Hazuki comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Voyager by Daft Punk kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Ryo Hazuki will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Fucked up
vs
Hazuki

178 cm
26
182 lbs
9 - 8 - 1

189 cm
21
185 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eyelove Fucked up!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ryo Hazuki!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Roger Salmon and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fucked up fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Hazuki avoids it really well and circles away.

Fucked up pushes Hazuki up against the cage in a clinch.

Fucked up breaks the clinch.
Fucked up slips under a jab.
Eyelove Fucked up seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hazuki looks to land a right hand but Fucked up moved out of range.
Hazuki misses with a few strikes there.
Fucked up wants to clinch up but Hazuki keeps it at a distance.
Hazuki throws a jab when Fucked up was well out of range.
Hazuki misses with a straight right.
Fucked up uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hazuki.
Fucked up throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A big left from Hazuki misses.
Hazuki connects with a good right hand that stumbles Fucked up. Fucked up circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Hazuki throws a big shot that misses.
A punch combination from Fucked up misses.
Hazuki throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fucked up sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Hazuki.

Fucked up moves into the clinch successfully.

Fucked up escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hazuki throws a looping overhand right but Fucked up ducks down to avoid it.
Hazuki swings widly with a right hand
and Fucked up counters with a stiff right hand.
A big left from Hazuki misses.
Hazuki connects with a crisp jab.
Left hook, right uppercut from Fucked up.
Fucked up ducks under a wild hook from Hazuki.
Hazuki scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Fucked up tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hazuki swivels and escapes.
Hazuki connects with a crisp jab.

Fucked up is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hazuki is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fucked up.
Oh Fucked up is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hazuki loads up on a big right hand but Fucked up slips the punch.
Ryo Hazuki is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fucked up shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hazuki as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eyelove Fucked up. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fucked up uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hazuki.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hazuki shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Fucked up takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Hazuki sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Fucked up bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ryo Hazuki!
After winning the bout, Ryo Hazuki thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.