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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bj Barrackas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gargantua Pantagruel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pantagruel comes into a darkened arena with his song building. THE MONSTER MASH! With the funniest video! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Gargantua Pantagruel will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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265 lbs
16 - 7 - 0 |
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300 lbs
10 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bj Barrackas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Gargantua Pantagruel!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Nard Betker and Radbod Blank.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pantagruel ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Barrackas moves away.
Pantagruel misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Barrackas pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Pantagruel fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Barrackas throws a body kick that misses.
Barrackas staying out of range there.
Barrackas defending well as Pantagruel loads up on a big left hand.
Pantagruel shoots and misses
enabling Barrackas to counter with a crisp jab.
Barrackas takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Pantagruel tries to bum rush Barrackas with a series of wild strikes but Barrackas uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Gargantua Pantagruel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pantagruel thows a body shot but no joy.
Pantagruel misses with a wild body shot.
Pantagruel misses with a body shot
and Barrackas counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Pantagruel shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Barrackas napping and manages to drive through into side control!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Pantagruel working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Barrackas wants to get back to his feet.
Pantagruel tries for a kimura but Barrackas is defending well.
Pantagruel throws an elbow but Barrackas slips to the side and avoids it well.
Pantagruel cracks Barrackas with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Barrackas is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Pantagruel cracks Barrackas with a big elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barrackas tries to buck Pantagruel off but Pantagruel is having none of it.
Barrackas is trying to control Pantagruel's posture but Pantagruel avoids it.
Barrackas is looking for a sweep.
Barrackas is trying to control Pantagruel's posture but Pantagruel avoids it.
Pantagruel swings around for an armbar but Barrackas sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Pantagruel's guard.
Pantagruel controlling Barrackas's posture.
Pantagruel has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pantagruel manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barrackas can't escape the position.
Poor strikes thrown by Pantagruel there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Pantagruel wants to control the pace but Barrackas is squirming around nicely.
Pantagruel working the ground and pound effectively.
Barrackas is trying to escape the mount.
Pantagruel working the ground and pound effectively.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pantagruel landing punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barrackas avoids a series of strikes thrown by Pantagruel.
Barrackas slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Barrackas tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Pantagruel manages to move to mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pantagruel landing strikes, looking to finish!
Pantagruel scoring with strikes but Barrackas is staying in there.
Pantagruel lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Barrackas is rocked!
Pantagruel looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Barrackas covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gargantua Pantagruel!
After winning the bout, Gargantua Pantagruel thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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