PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bong Ki Duk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rorion Marcellado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ki Duk comes to the cage accompanied by north korea's national anthem. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Rorion Marcellado was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Ki Duk
vs
Marcellado

198 cm
21
260 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

192 cm
20
248 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Fast

PWNAGE™ (WOT)

Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bong Ki Duk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rorion Marcellado!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Steven Brown and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ki Duk fails in his attempt to clinch.

Ki Duk moves into the clinch successfully.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ki Duk.
Marcellado is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Ki Duk is defending well.
Ki Duk works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Marcellado looks winded!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ki Duk scores with a shot to the side of Marcellado's head.
Ki Duk scores with a shoulder strike.

Marcellado is rocked!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Marcellado.
Marcellado is still on wobbly legs! Can Ki Duk finish him?
Marcellado blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Marcellado blocks an uppercut.
Ki Duk doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ki Duk misses with a punch on the inside.
Ki Duk lands a nice shot to the body.
Marcellado blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Marcellado blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Ki Duk fails to land.
Ki Duk creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Marcellado! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Ki Duk.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bong Ki Duk!
Post fight, Bong Ki Duk stared into the camera and said 'all hail president kim il-sung, our father, kim jong-il, and supreme leader kim jong-un. '.