PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chul Moo Pak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Cartman
vs
Moo Pak

170 cm
34
185 lbs
24 - 11 - 0

180 cm
27
181 lbs
13 - 3 - 1

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chul Moo Pak!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Chris Saunders and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pak staying out of range there.
Pak throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Cartman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pak scores with a push kick.
Cartman moves out of range of the body kick.

Cartman looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pak avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cartman.
Cartman missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Cartman is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Pak is positioning himself well to prevent Cartman advancing to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman with the ground and pound but Pak uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Cartman wants to control from the top but Pak keeps moving.
Cartman throws a big right hand that misses.
Pak is looking to stand up but Cartman isn't so interested in that idea.
Cartman stands up over Pak, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Pak keeping full guard, as Cartman tries to pass.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman throws a big right hand that misses.
Cartman looking to pass the guard.
Cartman throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Pak works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Pak can't keep his opponent in guard - Cartman advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Cartman working over Pak with some ground and pound. Pak looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Cartman prevents Pak from improving his position.
Cartman thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Cartman thows a huge punch but Pak dodges it nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pak is trying to control but can't.
Cartman wants to advance to full mount but Pak doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Cartman trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Cartman is looking to work some ground and pound but Pak has wrist control.
Pak controlling Cartman's posture.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartman wants to control from the top but Pak keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Cartman takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Pak lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Cartman backs up against the cage.
Cartman connects with a crisp jab.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Pak.
Cartman with a hook.
Cartman looks to throw the jab but Pak is out of range.
Cartman misses with a looping left.
Pak keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Cartman throws out a leg kick but Pak moves out of range and Cartman only half commits.
Cartman checks a leg kick.
Cartman misses with an uppercut.
Cartman misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pak.
Cartman slips under a jab from Pak.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Pak does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cartman misses with a looping left.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cartman, as that shot connected.
Pak looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
Cartman throws a leg kick that misses.
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.
Pak scores with a push kick.
Pak misses with a low kick.
Pak misses with a hook
and Cartman makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Good leg kick by Pak there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Pak throws a leg kick which misses Cartman's front leg but catches the back leg as Cartman tries to avoid it.
Cartman slips a jab and a cross from Pak.
Pak avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cartman lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Chul Moo Pak is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pak under the eye.
Cartman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pak looks for the body kick but Cartman saw that one coming.
Pak needs to keep his hands up - Cartman had a free shot at his head there.
Pak takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Pak moves away from the strike by Cartman.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cartman gets a double leg takedown into Pak's guard.
Cartman not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman throwing strikes but missing.
Cartman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cartman tries to free his leg and advance position but Pak is retaining full guard.
Pak keeping moving, preventing Cartman from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Pak trying to control the position.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Cartman trying to control the position from guard on top but Pak is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Cartman is looking to slow Pak down with leg kicks.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pak keeps Cartman at a distance using the push kick.
Pak pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Cartman scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Cartman has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Pak trying to control here.
Cartman is trying to control. Pak wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Cartman thows a huge punch but Pak dodges it nicely.
Cartman throwing shots but Pak is blocking nicely.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Cartman lands a nice short elbow.
Cartman seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Pak does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Cartman not landing any meaningful shots this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Pak tries to get to full guard but Cartman has control of the leg.
Cartman throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Cartman working Pak over with strikes.
Cartman looks to land a strike but Pak avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman is pushing down on Pak's leg trying to pass to half guard. Pak is fighting to maintain full guard but Cartman has managed to sneak the leg through.
Cartman missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman slips a nice elbow through Pak's hands, connecting with Pak's forehead.
Cartman trying to pass the guard but Pak defending well.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Pak defending well though.
Cartman thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Cartman is keen to just control but Pak is a slippery customer.
Cartman wants to free his trapped foot but Pak is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Cartman wants to take a breather but Pak is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman stalling away here and it's allowed Pak to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Pak keeping moving, preventing Cartman from controlling successfully.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Eric Cartman.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pak.
Cartman fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pak looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pak misses with a body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pak is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cartman.
Pak scores with a body shot.
Cartman throws a body punch but Pak moves out of range.
Pak fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cartman looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pak misses with a leg kick.
Cartman checks a low kick from Pak.
Cartman jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pak misses with an attempted mid kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman connects with a body shot.
Cartman takes a swing at Pak's ribcage but misses.
A nice combination there by Cartman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Cartman throws a jab when Pak was well out of range.

It looks like Chul Moo Pak has been cut.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pak.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Pak.
Pak throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cartman stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Chul Moo Pak seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pak looks to land a right hand but Cartman moved out of range.
Cartman jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Pak lands a jab to the nose.
Pak walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cartman checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Pak tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cartman was well out of range. Poor timing from Pak.
Eric Cartman is winning the standup battle so far.
Pak gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pak takes one to the chin there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pak displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Cartman.
Pak throws a body kick that misses
and Cartman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cartman uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Pak misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pak uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Pak tries to land a leg kick but Cartman saw it coming and moves away.
Pak pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pak takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pak connects with a body shot that sends Cartman's belly button to the back.
Pak will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cartman misses with a straight right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pak looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Cartman fails with the takedown.
Cartman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pak throws a poor cross that misses
letting Cartman counter with a right hand.
Cartman scores with the left hand. Pak knows he should have avoided that one.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pak connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cartman throws a jab when Pak was well out of range.
Cartman listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman scores with a leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Cartman misses the target.
Cartman dodges the punch combination from Pak.
Pak tries a head kick but it misses.
Pak scores with a kick to the midsection.

Cartman shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Cartman trying to control from half guard but Pak is working away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

Cartman wants to work for an arm triangle but Pak is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Cartman passes the guard and advances to mount!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman unloads with some shots from mount but Pak bucks and avoids them well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman had his way with Chul Moo Pak in that round.
The cut man is working on Chul Moo Pak's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Pak looks to land a right hand but Cartman moved out of range.
Cartman lands a really nice looking cross but Pak seems unphased.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pak.
Pak fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it.
Pak keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cartman looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A combination from Pak does no damage.
Pak throws a big shot that misses.
Cartman lands a nice hook to Pak's body. Pak takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cartman scores with a punch to the head.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Pak slips the punch.
Cartman blocks a head kick by Pak.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pak looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pak.
Pak misses with a kick to the body.
Pak defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Cartman checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Pak fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pak avoids the body shot from Cartman.
Good leg kick by Cartman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pak checks a leg kick nicely.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pak.
Chul Moo Pak has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Eric Cartman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pak takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Pak as he avoids it easily.
Cartman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pak.
Cartman shoots for a takedown but Pak saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Pak misses the shot to the body.
Cartman checks the leg kick.
Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pak.
Pak throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman lands a right hook to the body.
Pak keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.
Cartman moves away from the strike by Pak.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pak misses with a straight left.
Cartman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pak can do to turn this around?
Cartman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cartman looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pak attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A clash of legs there as Cartman blocks the low kick.
Cartman scores with a jab. Pak acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

Cartman looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Pak!
Cartman content just to control the position here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cartman has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 50:45
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 50:45
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman retains his welterweight title!
A victorious Eric Cartman thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.