PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Igor Crazy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Reijo Rymy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Rymy's choice of entrance music: Lily Allen - Fuck You. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Crazy
vs
Rymy

175 cm
27
175 lbs
7 - 5 - 2

178 cm
29
192 lbs
18 - 10 - 2

Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Igor Crazy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Reijo Rymy!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rymy throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Crazy counter with a right hand.
Rymy falls off balance throwing a combination
and Crazy counters with an inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Crazy.
Rymy misses with a few strikes there.
Crazy is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Rymy.
Rymy misses with a double jab.
Rymy misses with a double jab.
Crazy wants to clinch up but Rymy keeps it at a distance.
Rymy fails with a takedown attempt.
Rymy cracks Crazy with a right hand to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rymy blocks a head kick by Crazy.
Rymy fails to land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rymy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Rymy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Crazy moves out of range of the body kick.
Crazy misses with a low kick.
Crazy walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Rymy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Rymy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Crazy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Rymy!
Sloppy strikes from Rymy. Those never looked like landing.
Crazy avoids the head kick by Rymy.
Rymy throws a combination that misses
and Crazy counters with a leg kick.
No joy there for Rymy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Crazy lands a big head kick that sends Rymy tumbling to the mat! Crazy takes a step backwards and waves Rymy back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Rymy is rocked!

It looks like Reijo Rymy has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sloppy strikes from Rymy. Those never looked like landing.
Rymy is still on wobbly legs! Can Crazy finish him?
Reijo Rymy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crazy fakes the body blow, causing Rymy to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Rymy goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Igor Crazy!
Igor Crazy retains his middleweight title!