PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Julio Salcedo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brick Tires (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Salcedo's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Muse - Muscle Museum. Brick Tires has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Salcedo
vs
Tires

183 cm
28
280 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

190 cm
22
270 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Dangerous GnP
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Julio Salcedo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brick Tires!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Hirohito Nitta and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Salcedo slips a straight right by Tires.
Salcedo ducks under a wild hook from Tires.
Good leg kick by Tires there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Tires throws out a leg kick but Salcedo moves out of range and Tires only half commits.
Tires keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Salcedo.
Tires avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tires misses with a kick to the body.
Salcedo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tires was well out of range. Poor timing from Salcedo.
Tires slips a jab and a cross from Salcedo.
Salcedo moves in looking to clinch but Tires pushes him off.
Tires misses with a head kick.
Tires swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tires swats away the attempt to clinch by Salcedo.
Salcedo takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tires catches Salcedo with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

It looks like Julio Salcedo has been cut.

Tires cracks Salcedo with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Salcedo looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Tires finish him?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tires jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

Salcedo is rocked!
Tires lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Salcedo is breathing heavily.

Tires gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Tires is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Salcedo is defending well for now.
Tires tries to throw a body punch but Salcedo avoids it by throwing Tires back against the cage.
Tires misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Salcedo.
Tires throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Salcedo blocking some punches.
Tires throws an elbow that misses.
Tires blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Salcedo lands a shoulder strike.
Tires lands a left hand that snaps the head of Salcedo backwards.

Julio Salcedo's cut is getting worse.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tires stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Tires tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Salcedo avoids it.
Tires throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Salcedo misses with some punches.
Salcedo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Salcedo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Salcedo misses with some punches.
Tires blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Salcedo lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Salcedo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Salcedo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tires has Salcedo pushed against the cage.
Salcedo can't find room to land a body shot as Tires controls the action.
Salcedo misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tires lands a damaging elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tires's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Tires can't find room to land a body shot as Salcedo controls the action.
Tires is looking to control Salcedo's arms but Salcedo gets an underhook and turns him. Now Tires has his back to the cage.
Salcedo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tires throws a punch but it's blocked by Salcedo.
Salcedo working aggressively here.
Tires tries a body shot but Salcedo blocks it.
Salcedo misses with the head strike.
Tires's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Tires blocks a body shot from Salcedo.
Tires misses with the head strike.
Salcedo can't find room to land a body shot as Tires controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tires has Salcedo pushed against the cage.
Salcedo misses with a punch on the inside.
Salcedo lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Tires can't find room to land a body shot as Salcedo controls the action.
Tires working aggressively here.
Salcedo works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Salcedo.
A nice left hand lands by Tires.
Salcedo tries to work over Tires's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Salcedo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tires lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Julio Salcedo's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tires.
Tires misses with an elbow over the top.
Tires lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Salcedo backwards.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Tires is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Salcedo is defending well for now.
Tires misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Salcedo.
Salcedo lands a right hand.
Tires tries to work over Salcedo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Salcedo blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Tires lands a good knee to the midsection. Salcedo won't want to take too many of those.
Tires pushes off an throws an elbow but Salcedo leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Salcedo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right from Salcedo.
Salcedo takes an elbow to the temple.
Salcedo prevents a body shot from Tires.
Tires fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Tires.

Jeez, Julio Salcedo's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Julio Salcedo's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 6:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Brick Tires!
A victorious Brick Tires thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.