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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cain Velasquez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Velasquez's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, UFC - Face the Pain. Sheen is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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244 lbs
14 - 2 - 0 |
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266 lbs
12 - 5 - 0 |
Great wrestler
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Cain Velasquez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Aafke Stam and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen throws a wild body kick that Velasquez sees coming a mile off.
Sheen fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Velasquez shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Sheen sprawls well. Sheen wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Velasquez gets slowly back to his feet.
Sheen thows a body shot but no joy.
Sheen throws a sloppy head kick and Velasquez moves out of range easily.
Sheen slaps away a takedown attempt from Velasquez, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Sheen tries to bum rush Velasquez with a series of wild strikes but Velasquez uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Charlie Sheen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Velasquez takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Velasquez uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sheen.
Sheen tries a low kick but Velasquez avoids it.
Sheen misses with a wild body shot.
Sheen looks to land a right hand but Velasquez moved out of range.
Sheen throws a leg kick but Velasquez sees it coming and moves out of range.
Sheen throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Velasquez counters with a shoot takedown. Sheen fights it but they end up in guard.
Sheen seems keen to control Velasquez's posture.
Sheen keeping moving, preventing Velasquez from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Velasquez makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sheen is controlling Velasquez's posture.
Velasquez won't allow Sheen to sweep him here.
Velasquez postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Velasquez postures up.
Velasquez has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Velasquez with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Sheen is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Velasquez postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Velasquez throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Sheen works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Sheen pulls Velasquez in to control the position.
Sheen scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Sheen connects with a body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen throws a jab when Velasquez was well out of range.
Velasquez shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Sheen sprawls well. Sheen wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Velasquez gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cain Velasquez. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Velasquez takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
It looks like Cain Velasquez has been cut.
Sheen stuffs the takedown attempt from Velasquez. Velasquez gets slowly back to his feet.
Velasquez checks a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Velasquez has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sheen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Sheen thows a body shot but no joy.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Sheen.
Sheen throws the left hand but Velasquez avoids the punch easily.
Sheen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Velasquez manages to avoid it.
Sheen stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Sheen wants it to stay on the feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charlie Sheen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Cain Velasquez's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Velasquez fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Sheen on the side of the head.
Sheen misses with a looping left.
Velasquez ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Velasquez on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Charlie Sheen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Velasquez uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sheen.
Sheen lands a nice looking kick to the body. Velasquez takes a step back to recover.
Sheen's jab looks to have found its range, popping Velasquez under the eye.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Velasquez.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen misses with a wild body shot.
Sheen connects with a nice looking jab.
Sheen misses the shot to the body.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Velasquez manages to avoid it.
Sheen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Velasquez slips a jab from Sheen.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Velasquez was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen throws a body punch but Velasquez moves out of range.
Velasquez closes the distance and clinches up with Sheen, looking for a takedown. Velasquez pushes Sheen against the cage but Sheen circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Sheen throws a shot from downtown. Velasquez moves away and avoids it.
Sheen throws a big shot that misses.
Sheen throws a jab but it's blocked by Velasquez.
Sheen swings for the body but Velasquez moves out of range.
No luck for Velasquez with that takedown attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen cracks a nice hook into Velasquez's ribs.
Velasquez walks into a left hand.
Velasquez slips under a jab.
Sheen lands a nice looking body shot.
A thudding body kick lands there by Sheen!
Charlie Sheen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sheen tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sheen misses with a wild combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Velasquez moves out of range of the strikes.
Sheen is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Sheen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Velasquez sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Velasquez is just out of range.
Cain Velasquez is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Velasquez shoots in and drives through. Sheen sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cain Velasquez. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Velasquez throws the left hand but Sheen avoids the punch easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Velasquez needs to keep his hands up - Sheen had a free shot at his head there.
A punch lands to the side of Velasquez 's head but he takes it in his stride.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charlie Sheen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Cain Velasquez's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Sheen fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Velasquez checks a leg kick nicely.
Velasquez misses with a series of wild punches.
Velasquez shoots for a takedown but Sheen saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Sheen digs a good hook to Velasquez's body.
Sheen lands a slapping body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Velasquez moves forwards but Sheen connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Sheen lands a leg kick that knocks Velasquez off balance momentarily.
Sheen throws a nice inside leg kick.
Sheen misses the jab.
Sheen lands with a good body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sheen fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Sheen thumps Velasquez with a low kick.
Velasquez uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sheen.
Sheen has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sheen scores with a punch to the head.
Velasquez shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Sheen napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Sheen holds on to Velasquez's head and controls the position momentarily.
Velasquez trying to control the action but Sheen is working from the bottom.
Sheen is looking for a sweep.
Sheen wants to control but Velasquez postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Check out the look on Velasquez's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Sheen struggling a bit here.
Sheen sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Cain Velasquez overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Sheen blocking the ground and pound attempt from Velasquez.
Sheen trying to control from the bottom.
Sheen gets full guard.
Sheen is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Velasquez lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Sheen is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Velasquez is controlling him.
Velasquez is in close to Sheen's body, working some short punches and elbows.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen has momentary wrist control but Velasquez slips an elbow through the middle.
Sheen looking to hit a scissor sweep but Velasquez is one step ahead there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Velasquez throws a big elbow that misses.
Sheen working a defensive guard here.
Velasquez throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Velasquez being controlled here momentarily.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Charlie Sheen hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Sheen misses with a body shot
and Velasquez counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Cain Velasquez has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Velasquez trying to control but Sheen is working from the bottom.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sheen pulls Velasquez in close to prevent any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Velasquez trying to control the position from guard on top but Sheen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that's the end of the fight!
Charlie Sheen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Sheen winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 26:30
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 26:30
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 26:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charlie Sheen!
A victorious Charlie Sheen thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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