PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fabio Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Life Goes On. Homer Simpson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Fabio Jones's chin.

Simpson
vs
Jones

170 cm
34
156 lbs
30 - 14 - 0

185 cm
33
155 lbs
25 - 16 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Crippler's Corner

BeastMode
Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Fabio Jones!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Alec Ball and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circle momentarily. Jones darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A big right from Jones misses.
Jones misses with an uppercut.
Jones changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Simpson tries to avoid it but Jones manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Simpson to the ground. Simpson escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and Simpson counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jones's knee momentarily.
Jones throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Simpson 's head.
Jones throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Simpson counters with a stiff right hand.
Simpson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Simpson defending well as Jones loads up on a big left hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson lands a nice looking body kick.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Simpson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jones.
Jones throws a lazy uppercut
and Simpson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jab by Jones.
Jones throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Simpson to counter with a crisp jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Jones misses the target.
Jones cracks Simpson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Simpson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and Simpson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jones jabs Simpson right on the nose. Simpson blinks but takes it well.
Fabio Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson throws a hook but Jones avoids it easily.
Jones looks to throw the jab but Simpson is out of range.
Jones jabs Simpson to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jones looks to land a right hand but Simpson moved out of range.
No joy there for Simpson , who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jones throws the left hand but Simpson avoids the punch easily.
Jones throws a poor cross that misses
and Simpson counters with a nice uppercut.
Jones rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Simpson counters with a nice uppercut.
Jones might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Simpson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jones misses with a lunging right hand
and Simpson counters with a nice body kick.
Jones lunges at Simpson with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Simpson 's hand.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jones swings widly with a right hand
and Simpson counters with a left and a right that stings Jones.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Jones takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson cracks Jones with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Simpson moves out of range of the strikes.
Simpson with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Simpson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Jones is rocked!
Jones thows a body shot but no joy.
Simpson throws out a loose jab but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones looks to throw the jab but Simpson is out of range.
Jones uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Homer Simpson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Simpson is looking to slow Jones down with leg kicks.
Simpson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Simpson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Simpson lands a nice shot to the body.
Simpson scores with a nice right hand.
Simpson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jones.
Simpson connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Simpson finish him?
Jones on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Simpson . Simpson obviously looking to wear him down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Jones seems to have recovered his senses.
Simpson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Simpson lands a nice looking kick to the body. Jones takes a step back to recover.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jones walks forward, straight into a front kick from Simpson .
Nice straight punches there by Jones. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jones.
A swing and a miss from Jones.
Jones clobbers Simpson with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Simpson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A solid body kick from Simpson .
A jab lands there for Jones.
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Simpson .
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simpson feints and then cracks Jones's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jones down.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Simpson counters with a leg kick.
Simpson bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Simpson throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Jones looks winded!
Simpson scoring well with a low kick there.
Simpson punishes Jones's body with a nice straight punch.
Simpson is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
A swing and a miss from Jones.
Simpson cracks Jones with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jones misses with a left hand
and Simpson counters with a nice uppercut.
Simpson blocks a jab.
Simpson connects with a solid leg kick.
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Simpson .
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Simpson lands a front kick.
Simpson throws a leg kick which misses Jones's front leg but catches the back leg as Jones tries to avoid it.
Simpson lands a nice shot that snaps Jones's head back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Homer Simpson dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Jones throws an off balance right hand
and Simpson counters with a stiff right hand.
Jones scores with a hook.
Jones swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Simpson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Homer Simpson is winning the standup battle so far.
Simpson takes a swing at Jones's ribcage but misses.
Jones shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Simpson as he jumps to the side.
Simpson slips a jab and a cross from Jones.
Jones throws a low kick, looking for Simpson 's leg but Simpson calmly moves out of range.
Simpson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fighters circling - Jones throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jones throws a hook to the side of Simpson 's head but Simpson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jones swings away with a body shot that misses
and Simpson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jones tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jones throws a hook but Simpson avoids it easily.
Simpson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson jabs Jones to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jones is breathing heavily.
Simpson throws a series of strikes that have Jones backpedaling.
Simpson lands a head shot.
Simpson scores with a nice head shot.
Jones chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Simpson can pounce on him.
The fighters circling - Jones throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jones takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jones misses with an uppercut. Simpson saw that one coming.
Jones is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Simpson thumps Jones with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simpson stuns Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A cross from Simpson lands.
Simpson cracks the inside of Jones's front leg.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and Simpson counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A thudding body kick lands there by Simpson !
Simpson feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jones's calf.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Simpson connects with a single shot there.
Jones showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Simpson .
Jones gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Simpson connects with a jab.
Simpson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Simpson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jones drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
BOOM! Simpson lands a beautiful left hook that drops Jones. Jones tries to recover but Simpson is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Jones lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Homer Simpson !
During a confident post fight interview, Homer Simpson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.