PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pikku Veli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob comes to the cage accompanied by AC/DC - TNT. Veli has chosen Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bob
vs
Veli

225 cm
28
290 lbs
14 - 10 - 0

205 cm
28
307 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Big Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Pikku Veli!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Atkins and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bob feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Veli's calf.
Veli scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Veli swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bob, right into the meat.
Veli throws a sloppy head kick and Bob moves out of range easily.
Veli fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Veli lands with a hook. Bob tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Veli moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Veli wants to clinch.
Veli moves forwards but Bob connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bob staying out of range there.
Bob throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Veli looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Veli tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A head kick by Veli misses
and Bob counters with a nice leg kick.
Veli misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bob throws a leg kick which misses Veli's front leg but catches the back leg as Veli tries to avoid it.

Veli clinches up with Bob and pushes him back against the cage.
Veli tries to work over Bob's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bob just leaning against Veli, taking a breather.
Bob tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bob prevents a body shot from Veli.
Veli throws an elbow but it misses.
A head punch on the inside from Veli fails to land.
Bob lands with a light punch inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Veli misses with some punches.
Veli throws an elbow that misses.
Veli creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bob's defenses.

It looks like Big Bob has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Veli looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bob swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Veli lands with a short shot to the head.
Veli with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A right handed body shot lands from Bob.
Bob will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Veli up against the cage.
Bob works on Veli's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch on the inside from Veli fails to land.
Bob is looking to control Veli's arms but Veli gets an underhook and turns him. Now Bob has his back to the cage.
Veli lands an elbow inside that Bob shrugs off.
Bob content to slow the pace in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Veli lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bob backwards.

Big Bob's cut is getting worse.
Bob has Veli pushed against the cage.
Veli lands a body punch.
Veli pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Veli misses with a punch on the inside.
Bob lands a right hand that snaps the head of Veli backwards.
Bob avoids a wild elbow strike from Veli.
Veli misses with the head strike.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Veli as Bob tries to tie him up.
Veli looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Veli breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bob slips a straight right by Veli.
Veli missing with a left hand there. Bob was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Veli slips a jab from Bob.
Bob looks to score with a jab to the body but Veli is just out of range.
Pikku Veli seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Veli throws a jab but it's blocked by Bob.
Bob chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Veli crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Bob - the referee stops the clock and Veli gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Bob. Veli manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Veli motions for Bob to come forward. Veli throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bob on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bob misses with an uppercut. Veli saw that one coming.
Bob swings for the body but Veli moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Big Bob will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Big Bob's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Jab from Veli.
Bob misses with an uppercut.
The fight stays on the outside here - Veli looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Veli uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bob.
Bob thows a body shot but no joy.
Veli ducks under a wild hook from Bob.
Bob lands a head kick!

It looks like Pikku Veli has been cut.
Bob slips under a jab.
Bob misses with a straight right.
Bob takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Bob here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Veli.
Veli looks to land a right hand but Bob moved out of range.
Bob misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Veli counters with a good low kick that Bob was not able to check.
Veli throws a solid leg kick but Bob takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Veli.
Veli is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Veli.
Veli misses with a jab, cross combination.
Veli wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Veli misses with a looping left.
Veli tries to clinch but Bob moves away
letting Bob counter with a right hand.
Veli tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bob swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Veli swings for the body but Bob moves out of range.
Donk. Veli catches Bob right on the button with a cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Veli walks into a jab.
Veli wants to clinch up but Bob keeps it at a distance.
Bob defending well as Veli loads up on a big left hand.
Bob on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Bob is rocked!
Bob ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Oh Bob is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Veli throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bob sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bob slips under a jab.
Veli throws a big shot that misses.
Veli misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Veli misses with a straight left.
Bob displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Veli throws out the jab.
Bob ducks under a wild hook from Veli.
Veli jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bob keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Veli.
Veli misses with a looping left.
Pikku Veli seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The fighters circling - Veli throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Veli throws a hook to the side of Bob's head but Bob sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Veli cracks Bob's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Bob slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Veli can do further damage! This one is done, son!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pikku Veli!
During a confident post fight interview, Pikku Veli thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.