PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jerzy Arlecki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evelyn Elevenylnenen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Arlecki comes into the arena with Undead blaring out of the sound system. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Arlecki
vs
Elevenylnenen

168 cm
26
143 lbs
8 - 3 - 1

166 cm
27
145 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jerzy Arlecki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Evelyn Elevenylnenen!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Elevenylnenen checks a leg kick.
Arlecki connects with an inside leg kick.
Elevenylnenen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Arlecki thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Elevenylnenen if he has to take too many more of those.
Arlecki works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Arlecki avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Arlecki just misses with a punch to the body.
Arlecki throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Elevenylnenen counters with a thumping low kick.
Elevenylnenen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Elevenylnenen misses with a shot to the body
letting Arlecki counter with a right hand.
Arlecki looks for the body kick but Elevenylnenen saw that one coming.
Elevenylnenen looks to score with a jab to the body but Arlecki is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Arlecki moves out of range as Elevenylnenen strikes.

Arlecki closes the distance and pushes Elevenylnenen back into the cage.
Elevenylnenen lands a hook to the side of the head.
Elevenylnenen misses with a punch on the inside.
Arlecki misses with a hook to the ribs.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Elevenylnenen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Elevenylnenen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Elevenylnenen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Elevenylnenen lands a nice uppercut.
Arlecki stalling against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Elevenylnenen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Elevenylnenen misses with a hook from the clinch.

Elevenylnenen breaks the clinch.
Elevenylnenen throws a lazy right hand but Arlecki sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Arlecki uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Elevenylnenen.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Arlecki.
Arlecki dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Elevenylnenen has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Arlecki.
Arlecki staying out of range there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body kick from Arlecki.
Elevenylnenen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Arlecki displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Elevenylnenen throws out the jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Arlecki moves into the clinch.
Elevenylnenen lands with a light punch inside.
Arlecki working aggressively here.
Arlecki lands with a right to the head.
Arlecki looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Arlecki wants to get back to striking at distance but Elevenylnenen won't allow it.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Elevenylnenen just misses with a elbow thrown towards Arlecki's brow.
Arlecki blocks an uppercut.
Arlecki with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Evelyn Elevenylnenen has been cut.
Elevenylnenen wants to break the clinch but can't.
A short uppercut from Arlecki.
Arlecki can't find room to land a body shot as Elevenylnenen controls the action.
Arlecki lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Arlecki misses with the head strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Elevenylnenen throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Arleckis head.
Arlecki tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A bit of stalling here from Arlecki.
Arlecki misses with a short punch on the inside.
Arlecki avoids the elbow strike from Elevenylnenen, against the cage.
Elevenylnenen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Arlecki blocking some punches.
Arlecki swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Arlecki is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Elevenylnenen is defending well for now.
Arlecki working aggressively here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Arlecki throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Elevenylnenens head.

Elevenylnenen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Elevenylnenen lands a jab to Arlecki's midsection.
Good work by Arlecki as he checks the leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerzy Arlecki dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Evelyn Elevenylnenen's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Arlecki misses with a low kick.
The crowd cheers as Elevenylnenen lands an impressive looking overhand right. Arlecki doesn't seem phased though.
Elevenylnenen blocks the body kick.
Elevenylnenen looks to throw the jab but Arlecki is out of range.
Jerzy Arlecki is winning the standup battle so far.
Arlecki uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Elevenylnenen.
Arlecki dips to his left and cracks Elevenylnenen with an uppercut!
Elevenylnenen misses with a looping left.
Elevenylnenen takes a swing at Arlecki's ribcage but misses.
Elevenylnenen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Arlecki manages to avoid it.
Arlecki throws out a loose jab but Elevenylnenen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Arlecki takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Elevenylnenen lands a nice leg kick that just misses Arlecki's sensitive parts.
Arlecki throws a sloppy head kick and Elevenylnenen moves out of range easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Elevenylnenen.
Elevenylnenen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Arlecki.
Arlecki scores with a leg kick.
Elevenylnenen misses with a leg kick.
Elevenylnenen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Arlecki lands the left hand.
Nice body kick from Arlecki.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Arlecki is looking to chop away at Elevenylnenen's legs.
Elevenylnenen misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Good shot there by Elevenylnenen.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Elevenylnenen missing with a left hand there. Arlecki was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Elevenylnenen misses with an uppercut.
Elevenylnenen connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Elevenylnenen checks a low kick from Arlecki.
Arlecki scoring well with a low kick there.
Arlecki throws a sloppy head kick and Elevenylnenen moves out of range easily.
Arlecki cracks the inside of Elevenylnenen's front leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Elevenylnenen connects with a leg kick. Arlecki looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Arlecki moves away from the strike by Elevenylnenen.
Arlecki lands with a shot to the body.
Elevenylnenen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Arlecki sees it coming and avoids it easily.
An inside leg kick from Arlecki misses.
Arlecki ducks under a wild hook from Elevenylnenen.
Arlecki tests Elevenylnenen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Arlecki thows a left - swing and a miss!
Elevenylnenen swings for the body but Arlecki moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Elevenylnenen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Elevenylnenen punishes Arlecki's body with a nice straight punch.
Arlecki defending well as Elevenylnenen loads up on a big left hand.
Arlecki moves away from the strike by Elevenylnenen.
Elevenylnenen takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Arlecki moves out of range of the strikes.
Crunch! Arlecki slams his shin into Elevenylnenen's torso.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Elevenylnenen takes a swing at Arlecki's ribcage but misses.
Arlecki tries to close the distance and clinch up but Elevenylnenen swats him away and circles back towards the center.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Evelyn Elevenylnenen will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Evelyn Elevenylnenen's cut.
That's time! Arlecki's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Elevenylnenen throws a hook but Arlecki blocks it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Arlecki.
Elevenylnenen lands with a cross.
Arlecki attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Arlecki throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Elevenylnenen looks to land a left hand but Arlecki moved out of range nicely.
Arlecki throws a half hearted mid kick.
Arlecki tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Elevenylnenen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Arlecki lands with a nice body kick.
Elevenylnenen looks to land a left hand but Arlecki moved out of range nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Arlecki lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Arlecki scores with a spinning back kick!
Arlecki throws a wild body kick that Elevenylnenen sees coming a mile off.
Elevenylnenen has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Arlecki.
Arlecki looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Arlecki.
Arlecki has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Elevenylnenen finds it's way round the side to connect with Arlecki's head.
Elevenylnenen throws a lazy uppercut
and Arlecki counters with a body kick.
Arlecki bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Arlecki moves out of range as Elevenylnenen strikes.
Crunch! Arlecki slams his shin into Elevenylnenen's torso.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Elevenylnenen moves out of range as Arlecki strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Arlecki fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Elevenylnenen.
Arlecki misses with a body kick.
Arlecki with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Elevenylnenen throws a hook to the side of Arlecki's head but Arlecki sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Arlecki looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Elevenylnenen lands a nice leg kick that just misses Arlecki's sensitive parts.
Arlecki lands a body shot.
Elevenylnenen keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Elevenylnenen misses.
Elevenylnenen looks to score with a jab to the body but Arlecki is just out of range.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Arlecki is defended easily by Elevenylnenen.
Arlecki throws a push kick but Elevenylnenen slaps the foot to one side.
Elevenylnenen misses with a low kick.
Elevenylnenen takes one on the button.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Arlecki throws a nice outside leg kick.
Arlecki misses with a wild body shot.
Elevenylnenen throws a low kick but it's checked well by Arlecki.
Arlecki scores with a sloppy right hand. Elevenylnenen should have avoided that one.
Arlecki moves away from the strike by Elevenylnenen.
Elevenylnenen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Elevenylnenen thows a left - swing and a miss!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Arlecki misses with a kick to the body
and Elevenylnenen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Elevenylnenen checks a low kick from Arlecki.
Elevenylnenen missing with a left hand there. Arlecki was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jerzy Arlecki showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Arlecki has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jerzy Arlecki!
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