PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mitch Heisenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Leeroy comes to the cage accompanied by Boondocks Theme Song. Heisenberg comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Hope and Pray kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Leeroy
vs
Heisenberg

174 cm
31
155 lbs
22 - 9 - 0

167 cm
28
150 lbs
23 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mitch Heisenberg!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Anthony Taglia and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Leeroy throws a big shot that misses.
Leeroy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bruce Leeroy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Leeroy throws an overhand right that lands on Heisenberg's shoulder, as Heisenberg tries to avoid the shot.
Heisenberg connects with a body shot.
Leeroy is looking to land body kicks.
Heisenberg's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Heisenberg duly obliges.
Heisenberg fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Leeroy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Heisenberg throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Leeroy is rocked!
Leeroy misses with a body shot.
Oh Leeroy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Leeroy falls off balance throwing a combination
and Heisenberg counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Leeroy gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Heisenberg gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mitch Heisenberg! Mitch Heisenberg retains his featherweight title!
After winning the bout, Mitch Heisenberg thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.