PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Don Marciano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Marciano has chosen THE GOOD DIE YOUNG as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Marciano

194 cm
28
280 lbs
25 - 4 - 0

191 cm
30
239 lbs
34 - 6 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Reaper Combatwear

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 6 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Don Marciano!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Marciano throws a front kick that sends Dos Equis Guy stumbling back into the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Marciano throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dos Equis Guy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dos Equis Guy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Marciano at a distance.
Marciano throws a chopping leg kick but Dos Equis Guy manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Marciano tries to bum rush Dos Equis Guy with a series of wild strikes but Dos Equis Guy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Marciano.
Marciano scores with a nice strike.
Marciano pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Marciano turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Marciano circles away quickly and effectively.
Marciano moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Marciano has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Marciano misses with a looping right.
Marciano ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dos Equis Guy moves away.
Marciano feints and then cracks Dos Equis Guy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dos Equis Guy down.
Marciano jabs Dos Equis Guy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Marciano staying out of range there.
A head kick from Marciano lands but Dos Equis Guy takes it in his stride.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dos Equis Guy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dos Equis Guy is breathing heavily.
Marciano changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Marciano shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Dos Equis Guy eats them both and turns towards Marciano to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Marciano throws a push kick but Dos Equis Guy slaps the foot to one side.
Marciano throws a solid leg kick but Dos Equis Guy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Marciano.
Marciano dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dos Equis Guy. That did some damage!
Marciano keeps Dos Equis Guy at a distance using the push kick.
Marciano scores with a nice body kick.
Marciano lands a really nice looking cross but Dos Equis Guy seems unphased.
Marciano lands a nice hook to Dos Equis Guy's body. Dos Equis Guy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Marciano thuds his shin into the meat of Dos Equis Guy's side.
Marciano throws a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Marciano.
Marciano works over Dos Equis Guy's head and body with a nice combination.
Marciano is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Dos Equis Guy rather than just go for the knockout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Marciano fakes the leg kick and cracks Dos Equis Guy in the body.
Marciano scores with a kick to the midsection.
Dos Equis Guy takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Marciano counters with a slapping leg kick.
Marciano lands with a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Marciano. That one must have hurt.
A nice inside leg kick there by Marciano. That's going to slow Dos Equis Guy down.
Marciano lands with an overhand left.
Dos Equis Guy sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Marciano.
Marciano connects with a single shot there.
Marciano misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Dos Equis Guy takes one to the chin there.
Dos Equis Guy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Marciano scores with a punch to the head.
Sloppy strikes from Dos Equis Guy. Those never looked like landing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Marciano throws a leg kick which misses Dos Equis Guy's front leg but catches the back leg as Dos Equis Guy tries to avoid it.
Marciano goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Marciano scores with a spinning back kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Marciano dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

A chopping leg kick lands by Marciano.
Don Marciano seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dos Equis Guy takes one to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Marciano avoids the body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Marciano lands a jab to Dos Equis Guy's midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Marciano scores with a nice body kick.
Marciano lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Marciano throws a push kick but Dos Equis Guy slaps the foot to one side.
Marciano connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dos Equis Guy's hands.
Marciano throws a nice inside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Marciano scores with a leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Marciano.
The Dos Equis Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Marciano throws a quick inside leg kick.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Dos Equis Guy might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Marciano fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Marciano delivers a nice body kick.
That kick from Marciano tenderised Dos Equis Guy's leg. Dos Equis Guy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Marciano lands with an uppercut that bounces Dos Equis Guy off the cage and back into range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Marciano scoring well with a low kick there.
Marciano lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dos Equis Guy at a distance.
Marciano stuns Dos Equis Guy with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Marciano scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dos Equis Guy is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Dos Equis Guy moves forwards but Marciano connects with a nice, crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Marciano, right into the meat.
Marciano connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Dos Equis Guy to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Marciano!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Don Marciano!
Don Marciano is the new heavyweight champion!
Post fight, Don Marciano stared into the camera and said 'I wanna thank The DEG for punchin me in the face.. Wait, what? No! Fuck that. You might be the Most Interesting Man but I'm the baddest m'fucker on the block. I end the reigns of those who end reigns with a single punch. Fedor, Simon, Aloha Hoi, Sergio - this win was for you fellas.'.