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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hong Kong Phooey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubbles Ticklepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Phooey comes to the cage accompanied by Hong Kong Phooey. Ticklepants has chosen Rock You Like a Hurricane as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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169 lbs
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 7 - 1, fighting out of London, Hong Kong Phooey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bubbles Ticklepants!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ticklepants throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Ticklepants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ticklepants scores with a hook to the body. Phooey takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Ticklepants lands with a nice body punch.
Phooey avoids a kick to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Phooey. Those never looked like landing.
Phooey throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ticklepants.
Phooey pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ticklepants scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Donk. Ticklepants catches Phooey right on the button with a cross.
Phooey walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Phooey connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Phooey stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants throws a leg kick which misses Phooey's front leg but catches the back leg as Phooey tries to avoid it.
Ticklepants's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Phooey connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Ticklepants scrambles back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ticklepants tries a head kick but it misses.
Phooey misses with the combination.
Phooey misses with a head kick.
Phooey throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ticklepants thumps Phooey with a low kick.
Hong Kong Phooey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Phooey slips under a jab.
Ticklepants avoids the head kick by Phooey.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ticklepants.
Ticklepants throws a leg kick but Phooey sees it coming and moves out of range.
Phooey throws a sloppy head kick and Ticklepants moves out of range easily.
Ticklepants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Phooey keeps the fight on the outside.
Ticklepants throws the kick towards the body but Phooey avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ticklepants looks to score with a jab to the body but Phooey is just out of range.
Phooey throws a head kick but Ticklepants moves out of range.
Phooey tries a head kick but it misses.
Phooey throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Ticklepants plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Phooey blocks the body kick.
Ticklepants looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Phooey takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ticklepants thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Phooey if he has to take too many more of those.
Phooey misses with a body kick.
Phooey looks to land a right hand but Ticklepants moved out of range.
Phooey lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ticklepants at a distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phooey wants to slow Ticklepants down by chopping away at his legs.
Ticklepants tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Phooey manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Phooey blocks the body kick.
Phooey throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Phooey tries to land a front kick but Ticklepants steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ticklepants looks to land a left hand but Phooey moved out of range nicely.
Ticklepants slips a jab from Phooey.
Ticklepants lands with a straight right. Phooey didn't see that one coming.
Ticklepants throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Phooey misses with a body punch
and Ticklepants counters with a thumping low kick.
Phooey takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ticklepants. That's going to slow Phooey down.
Ticklepants scores with a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Ticklepants there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Ticklepants throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A looping hook to the body misses from Ticklepants. Phooey does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ticklepants misses with a lunging right hand
and Phooey counters with a head kick. That will keep Ticklepants thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Phooey is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A jab from Ticklepants misses.
Ticklepants connects with an inside leg kick.
Phooey takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Phooey cracks the inside of Ticklepants's front leg.
Ticklepants has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Phooey finds it's way round the side to connect with Ticklepants's head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Phooey throws a head kick that misses.
Phooey ducks under a wild hook from Ticklepants.
Phooey staying out of range there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bubbles Ticklepants dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Nice shot lands for Phooey.
Ticklepants pivots, looking for a leg kick but Phooey is out of range and Ticklepants settles back down.
Ticklepants delivers a nice body kick.
Ticklepants throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Ticklepants keeps Phooey at a distance using the push kick.
Phooey throws a head kick that misses.
A jab from Ticklepants misses.
Ticklepants is looking to land body kicks.
Phooey jabs at Ticklepants's body.
Ticklepants pivots, looking for a leg kick but Phooey is out of range and Ticklepants settles back down.
Phooey throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Phooey on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ticklepants tries to clinch but Phooey is having none of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ticklepants looks for the body kick but Phooey saw that one coming.
Hong Kong Phooey is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ticklepants throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Phooey.
Phooey misses with a body kick.
Ticklepants throws a head kick that misses.
Phooey tries a head kick but it misses.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Ticklepants in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Ticklepants turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Phooey moves out of range of the body kick.
Ticklepants throws a half hearted mid kick.
Ticklepants fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Phooey is out of range.
Ticklepants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jab by Phooey.
Phooey fails to land with a series of punches.
Ticklepants blocks a head kick by Phooey.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants walks into a jab.
Phooey lands a leg kick that knocks Ticklepants off balance momentarily.
Ticklepants misses with a head kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Phooey on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ticklepants dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Phooey. That did some damage!
Ticklepants tries to close the distance and clinch up but Phooey swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Phooey misses with a combination
and Ticklepants counters with a stiff right hand.
Phooey pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ticklepants looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Ticklepants has closed the distance and engaged Phooey in a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phooey tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ticklepants on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Phooey escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ticklepants explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Phooey throws a head kick that misses
and Ticklepants counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Ticklepants looks to land a body kick but Phooey moved away.
Phooey throws a head kick that misses
and Ticklepants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Phooey thinking.
Phooey throws a lazy head kick
and Ticklepants counters with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ticklepants bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Phooey's head backwards.
Bubbles Ticklepants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Phooey throws a head kick that misses.
Ticklepants lands a jab to the head.
Ticklepants lands with a good body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants misses with a body shot.
Ticklepants tries to clinch up but Phooey circles away and keeps his distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ticklepants looks to score with a jab to the body but Phooey is just out of range.
Phooey throws a nice head kick!
Ticklepants throws a nice outside leg kick.
Phooey takes a kick to the side of the head.
Ticklepants scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Phooey throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ticklepants lands a nice leg kick that just misses Phooey's sensitive parts.
Phooey throws a lazy uppercut
and Ticklepants counters with a right hand to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Phooey thows a leg kick but Ticklepants checks it
and Ticklepants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ticklepants fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Phooey.
Phooey throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bubbles Ticklepants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Ticklepants bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Ticklepants tried to score with a low kick but Phooey checks it.
Ticklepants tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Phooey is able to avoid easily.
Ticklepants throws a head kick that misses.
Phooey misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ticklepants tries to land a front kick but Phooey steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Phooey throws a big shot that misses.
A head kick misses from Phooey.
Ticklepants scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Phooey does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Phooey pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ticklepants throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ticklepants wants to clinch up but Phooey keeps it at a distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ticklepants dodges the punch combination from Phooey.
Ticklepants misses with a kick to the body.
Ticklepants misses the shot to the body.
Phooey walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Ticklepants checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Phooey connects with a good right hand that stumbles Ticklepants. Ticklepants circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A chopping leg kick lands by Ticklepants.
Phooey jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants misses with the body kick
letting Phooey counter with a right hand.
Phooey moves out of range of the body kick from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants connects with a crisp jab.
Hong Kong Phooey has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phooey just misses with a punch to the body.
Phooey throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ticklepants walks into a stiff left hand from Phooey.
Ticklepants lands a leg kick that knocks Phooey off balance momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Phooey checks a leg kick.
Phooey avoids the head kick by Ticklepants.
Phooey takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Phooey scores with a crisp jab that stopped Ticklepants in his tracks.
Ticklepants connects with a high kick.
Ticklepants misses with a body kick.
Phooey throws a head kick but Ticklepants moves out of range.
Ticklepants lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Bubbles Ticklepants is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phooey pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ticklepants throws a head kick that half lands.
Phooey throws a lazy uppercut
and Ticklepants counters with a good, hard body kick but Phooey shrugs it off.
Ticklepants chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Phooey can pounce on him.
Phooey throws a sloppy head kick
and Ticklepants makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Ticklepants lands with a nice body punch.
Ticklepants misses with a body kick.
Ticklepants keeps Phooey at a distance using the push kick.
Nice body kick there by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants tries a low kick but Phooey avoids it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phooey swats away the attempt to clinch by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants gets a clinch.
Phooey can't find room to land a body shot as Ticklepants controls the action.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Phooey.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ticklepants misses with a knee strike.
Phooey is trying to break the clinch but Ticklepants has him pressed against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Phooey.
Phooey misses with a knee to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Phooey trying to land knees to the body.
Phooey looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Phooey tries to land a knee to the head but Ticklepants blocks with his arms.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Bubbles Ticklepants.
I've got Ticklepants winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bubbles Ticklepants!
An out of breath Bubbles Ticklepants thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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