PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ted Bundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leopold Stotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Bundy
vs
Stotch

195 cm
20
300 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

212 cm
22
275 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ted Bundy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Leopold Stotch!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bundy throws a jab when Stotch was well out of range.
Stotch throws a big shot that misses.
Bundy misses with an uppercut. Stotch saw that one coming.
Stotch tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bundy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice uppercut lands for Stotch. That snapped Bundy's head back.

It looks like Ted Bundy has been cut.
Bundy lands a head shot.
Stotch throws a series of strikes that have Bundy backpedaling.
Leopold Stotch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice sprawl there from Bundy as Stotch shoots in.

Stotch closes the distance and clinches.
Stotch wants to break free but Bundy has control.
Stotch tries to break free but Bundy pushes him back against the cage.
Stotch tries to break free but Bundy pushes him back against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Stotch.

Stotch's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Stotch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bundy moves away.
Stotch thows a body shot but no joy.
A looping hook to the body misses from Stotch. Bundy does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fight stays on the outside here - Stotch looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stotch lands a jab to Bundy's midsection.
Bundy keeps the fight on the outside.
Stotch is looking to clinch.
Bundy throws a hook to the side of Stotch's head but Stotch sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Stotch misses the jab.

Stotch clinches.

Stotch escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Stotch takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Leopold Stotch has been cut.
Stotch throws a lazy right hand but Bundy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stotch throws the left hand but Bundy avoids the punch easily.
Ted Bundy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stotch wants to clinch.
Stotch blocks a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy dips to his left and cracks Stotch with an uppercut!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stotch misses with a hook.
Stotch thuds a left hand into Bundy's body.
Stotch doesn't manage to clinch there - Bundy circles away.
Stotch shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bundy as he avoids it easily.
A big right from Bundy misses.
Bundy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Stotch to score with a decent uppercut.

Ted Bundy's cut is getting worse.
Stotch misses with a double jab
and Bundy counters with a left to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bundy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Stotch tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bundy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Stotch tries to clinch up.

Stotch fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bundy, pushing him back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bundy controlling the action here for a moment.
Stotch misses with some punches.
Stotch misses with a hook from the clinch.

Stotch breaks from the clinch.
Bundy throws a jab but it's blocked by Stotch.
Stotch moves out of range as Bundy strikes.
Bundy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stotch throws out the jab.
Stotch moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Stotch tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nice jab there from Stotch.
Bundy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bundy scores with a jab to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stotch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bundy moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stotch tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bundy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Stotch moves out of range of the strikes.
Bundy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stotch tries to clinch there but Bundy circles away.
Stotch tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bundy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Stotch misses the shot to the body.
Stotch misses the shot to the body.
Stotch wants to clinch up but Bundy keeps it at a distance.
Stotch misses with a body shot.
Stotch just misses with a punch to the body.
Bundy is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Stotch takes one to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stotch tries to clinch there but Bundy circles away.
Bundy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Stotch lands a jab to Bundy's midsection.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leopold Stotch dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Stotch wants to clinch but Bundy slips to the side
and Bundy counters with a nice uppercut.
Bundy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Stotch is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Bundy rather than just go for the knockout.
Stotch has a takedown stuffed.
Bundy lands a nice hook to Stotch's body. Stotch takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Stotch throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The crowd cheers as Bundy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Stotch doesn't seem phased though.
Stotch tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Leopold Stotch seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bundy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Stotch.
Bundy lands with an uppercut that bounces Stotch off the cage and back into range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stotch moves into range and connects with a jab.
Bundy scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A slow jab from Bundy misses its intended target.
Stotch ducks right into an uppercut from Bundy.
Stotch keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Stotch closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Stotch pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Stotch tries for a takedown but Bundy sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

Bundy forces Stotch back against the cage and clinches.
Stotch blocks an uppercut.
Bundy controlling the action here for a moment.
Stotch wants to break free but Bundy has control.
Stotch wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bundy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That has opened up Leopold Stotch's cut even more.
Stotch blocking some punches.
Stotch working hard to break the clinch.
Bundy throws a head punch that misses.
Bundy throws a head punch that misses.
Stotch digs a right hand underneath Bundy's ribcage. Bundy let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Stotch wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stotch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Stotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bundy misses with the head strike.
Stotch is trying to break the clinch but Bundy is controlling him.
Bundy controlling the action here for a moment.
A short right from Bundy.
Bundy throws a punch but it's blocked by Stotch.
Stotch wants to get back to striking at distance but Bundy won't allow it.
Stotch wants to get back to striking at distance but Bundy won't allow it.
Stotch is trying to break free.
Bundy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bundy lands an uppercut.
Bundy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bundy is leaning against Stotch and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Bundy is stalling here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bundy prevents Stotch from breaking the clinch.
Bundy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Stotch backwards.

Stotch breaks the clinch.
Stotch digs a good body shot into Bundy's ribs.
Stotch fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bundy lands with a cross.

The cut above Leopold Stotch's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Stotch misses with a kick to the body.
Stotch checks a low kick from Bundy.
Stotch lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Stotch tries to clinch
and Bundy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bundy on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Ted Bundy's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bundy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bundy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Stotch counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Stotch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bundy slips under a jab.
Stotch fails in his attempt to clinch.
Stotch throws a right and a left that Bundy avoids nicely.
A decent looking cross lands there for Stotch.
Stotch changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bundy tries to avoid it but Stotch manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bundy to the ground. Bundy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Ted Bundy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Leopold Stotch.
Stotch throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Bundy counter with a right hand.
Stotch is breathing heavily.
Bundy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Stotch is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bundy.
Bundy throws a head kick but Stotch moves out of range.
A slow jab from Stotch misses its intended target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Bundy lands a big right hand that sends Stotch crashing to the mat! Bundy stays standing though and waves Stotch back to his feet!

Stotch is rocked!

Leopold Stotch's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Stotch throws a big shot that misses.
Stotch is still on wobbly legs! Can Bundy finish him?
Bundy staying out of range there.
Bundy missing with a left hand there. Stotch was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ted Bundy dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Stotch tries to clinch up.
Stotch seems to have recovered his senses.
Stotch lands a jab to Bundy's midsection.
Stotch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bundy.
Stotch lands with a shot to the body.
Bundy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Stotch keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bundy.
Bundy lands a lovely overhand right.
Jab, jab by Stotch - just one landing.
Stotch shoots in for a takedown but Bundy shows good takedown defense.
Stotch fails with an attempt to clinch.
Stotch tries to clinch up
and Bundy counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stotch swings for the body but Bundy moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bundy takes one on the button.
Bundy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A jab lands there for Bundy.
Bundy wants to clinch up but Stotch keeps it at a distance.
Bundy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bundy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Stotch scores with a jab to the head.
Bundy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bundy misses with a straight right.
Stotch closes the distance looking to clinch
and Stotch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Stotch tests Bundy's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stotch fails with an attempt to clinch.
Stotch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bundy manages to avoid it.
Bundy connects with the punch.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Leopold Stotch's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ted Bundy!
A victorious Ted Bundy thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.