PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Firco Nowack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rinky Spider (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Nowack
vs
Spider

196 cm
31
240 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

197 cm
22
270 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Very quick

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Firco Nowack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rinky Spider!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spider connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Nowack's hands.
Spider throws a push kick but Nowack slaps the foot to one side.
Spider wants to land a leg kick but Nowack is out of range.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Spider crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Nowack - the referee stops the clock and Spider gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Nowack. Spider manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Spider lands an overhand right.
Nowack does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Nowack throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nowack throws a leg kick which misses Spider's front leg but catches the back leg as Spider tries to avoid it.
Spider pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A telegraphed right hand from Nowack misses the target.
Nowack wants to slow Spider down by chopping away at his legs.
Nowack pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nowack fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spider.
Nowack lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Nowack sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A leg kick checked by Spider.
Nowack blocks a head kick by Spider.
Spider lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spider throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That kick from Spider tenderised Nowack's leg. Nowack is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spider thows a body shot but no joy.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Spider checks a leg kick.
Spider throws a big shot that misses.
Nowack ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spider moves away.
Spider tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nowack moves out of range as Spider strikes.
Spider misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Nowack counters with a left to the body.
Nowack tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Spider lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Spider moves out of range of the leg kick from Nowack.
Spider fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Nowack checks it well.
Spider misses the shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good exchange - Nowack coming out on top.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spider fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Spider fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Nowack tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Spider lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Nowack at a distance.
Nowack on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Nowack is breathing heavily.
Nowack blocks a head kick by Spider.
Spider bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Nowack's head.
Nowack avoids the head kick by Spider.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Spider.
Spider chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Spider fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Spider works Nowack's body with a nice hook.
Spider scores with a nice strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spider scores with a shot to the body.
Spider throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Nowack takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Spider throws a nice outside leg kick.
Spider misses with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spider lands a front kick.
Spider fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Spider swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Nowack.
Spider lands a nice looking body shot.
Spider feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Nowacks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

Nowack is rocked!
Spider is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Nowack had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Spider connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Oh Nowack is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nowack doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Spider moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nowack seems to have got his legs back now.
The fighters circle momentarily. Spider darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Spider throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Spider.
Nowack blocks a head kick by Spider.
Nowack slips under a jab from Spider.
BAM! Spider delivers a spinning backfist that drops Nowack like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Rinky Spider!
A very excited looking Rinky Spider made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.