PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kekabu Bukkake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Guy McKain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bukkake's entrance music is I like Bukkake. A fine choice. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Bukkake
vs
McKain

197 cm
22
274 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

196 cm
22
266 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kekabu Bukkake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Guy McKain!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McKain throws the kick towards the body but Bukkake avoids it.
McKain misses with a takedown attempt - Bukkake sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
McKain throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McKain misses the shot to the body.
A left lands for McKain.
McKain fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Bukkake avoids it really well and circles away.
McKain uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bukkake.
Bukkake uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McKain.
McKain missing with a left hand there. Bukkake was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McKain throws a big shot that misses.
Bukkake looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
McKain swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McKain fails with a takedown attempt.
Kekabu Bukkake has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Guy McKain.
McKain throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bukkake looks to land a combination but McKain avoids it well.
A jab from McKain misses.

McKain clinches up against the cage.
McKain lands an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

McKain gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Bukkake makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Bukkake.
McKain throwing strikes from guard but Bukkake blocks nicely.
McKain has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McKain throws an elbow that misses. Bukkake uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McKain's guard. Nice move by Bukkake!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bukkake stopping the sweep attempt from McKain.

McKain looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Bukkake passes into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McKain is looking for a sweep. Bukkake is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McKain flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
McKain has a hand on Bukkake's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Bukkake takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
McKain can't escape the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McKain wants to hold on but Bukkake pushes him away.
McKain working to try and regain half guard.
McKain tries to hold on but Bukkake pushes him away.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Bukkake stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.

Bukkake gets tackled into the cage by McKain. McKain maintains the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Guy McKain dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Bukkake takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bukkake displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McKain throws out the jab.
McKain jabs Bukkake right on the nose. Bukkake blinks but takes it well.
McKain throws a body punch but Bukkake moves out of range.
McKain takes a swing at Bukkake's ribcage but misses.
McKain misses with a body shot.
Bukkake keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McKain.
The fight stays on the outside here - McKain looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McKain scores with a body shot.
Bukkake ducks under a wild hook from McKain.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bukkake misses with a wild body shot.
Bukkake uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McKain.
McKain misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bukkake.
McKain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bukkake scores with a jab to the jaw.
Guy McKain seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bukkake on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
McKain swings for the body but Bukkake moves out of range.
McKain misses the shot to the body.
McKain looks to score with a jab to the body but Bukkake is just out of range.
Bukkake takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from McKain.
Bukkake digs a good hook to McKain's body.
McKain is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McKain has his takedown stuffed
and Bukkake counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bukkake connects with a jab.

It looks like Guy McKain has been cut.
McKain fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bukkake looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bukkake throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McKain sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McKain ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bukkake moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Bukkake.
McKain lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bukkake will feel that in the morning.
McKain is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Bukkake rather than just go for the knockout.
Bukkake doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
McKain avoids the body shot from Bukkake.
Bukkake looks to throw the jab but McKain is out of range.
Bukkake lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
McKain thuds a left hand into Bukkake's body.
Bukkake avoids the head kick by McKain.
McKain scores with a jab. Bukkake acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
McKain wants to clinch up but Bukkake keeps it at a distance.
Kekabu Bukkake is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bukkake swings for the body but McKain moves out of range.
McKain throws a right hand that misses
and Bukkake counters with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McKain connects with a body shot.
The fighters circling - McKain throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bukkake keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McKain misses with a looping right.
Bukkake ducks right into an uppercut from McKain.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McKain moves out of range of the strikes.
McKain throws a lazy right hand but Bukkake sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Guy McKain will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Guy McKain's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

McKain punishes Bukkake's body with a nice straight punch.
McKain tries to clinch up.
McKain shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bukkake as he jumps to the side.
Bukkake throws a hook to the side of McKain's head but McKain sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McKain lands a right hook to the body.
McKain shoots in looking for a takedown. Bukkake tries to sprawl out of it but McKain keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bukkake manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
McKain lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McKain tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bukkake was well out of range. Poor timing from McKain.
Nice uppercut lands for McKain. That snapped Bukkake's head back.
McKain misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bukkake counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McKain thinking.
McKain pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McKain misses the shot to the body.
Bukkake uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McKain.
McKain tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bukkake swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bukkake throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bukkake dips to his left and cracks McKain with an uppercut!
A telegraphed right hand from Bukkake misses the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bukkake avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McKain catches Bukkake with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McKain throws a hook to the side of Bukkake's head but Bukkake sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bukkake stuns McKain with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McKain takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McKain takes a swing at Bukkake's ribcage but misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - McKain looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

McKain dives in and scores a takedown into Bukkake's guard.
Bukkake is pulling down on McKain's head. It's preventing any offense from McKain, at least for the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McKain wants to control from the top but Bukkake keeps moving.
McKain is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Guy McKain wasn't active enough on the ground.
McKain misses with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
McKain just misses with a punch to the body.
Bukkake lands a straight punch to the body, keeping McKain at a distance.
McKain throws a head kick that misses.
McKain loads up on a big right hand but Bukkake slips the punch.
Bukkake misses with the combination.
Bukkake keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McKain tries to clinch but Bukkake is having none of it.
Kekabu Bukkake has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McKain swings for the body but Bukkake moves out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Kekabu Bukkake.
Well McKain has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Guy McKain!