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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Francisco Guillerdo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guillerdo comes to the cage accompanied by Digital Animal. Jeremy comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



154 cm
29
141 lbs
15 - 6 - 0
175 cm
30
145 lbs
20 - 5 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank


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HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Francisco Guillerdo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Tarja Halkonen and Johanna Lukiainen.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy misses with a body shot.
Guillerdo connects with a single shot there.
A jab from Jeremy finds it's way through Guillerdo's defenses.
Jeremy tests Guillerdo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jeremy throws a body punch but Guillerdo moves out of range.
Jeremy throws a body punch but Guillerdo moves out of range.

Guillerdo closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Jeremy misses with the head strike.
Guillerdo throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Nice body punch from Jeremy.
A nice left hand lands by Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Guillerdos head.
Jeremy using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Guillerdo has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Guillerdo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jeremy can't find room to land a body shot as Guillerdo controls the action.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guillerdo misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy tries a body shot but Guillerdo blocks it.
Guillerdo holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Guillerdo misses with a punch on the inside.
Guillerdo prevents a body shot from Jeremy.
Jeremy lands with a left to the head.
Guillerdo tries a body shot but Jeremy blocks it.
Guillerdo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Guillerdo can't find room to land a body shot as Jeremy controls the action.
Jeremy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Guillerdo.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow.
Jeremy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Guillerdo digs a right hand into Jeremy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Jeremy's gas tank.
Jeremy jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Guillerdo walks away with a smile on his face. Jeremy gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Guillerdo gets a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to score a body lock takedown but Guillerdo shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Guillerdo misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Guillerdo prevents a body shot from Jeremy.
Jeremy digs a right hand into Guillerdo's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Guillerdo's gas tank.
Jeremy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeremy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jeremy pushes Guillerdo back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jeremy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Guillerdo misses with a body punch.
Jeremy tries to work over Guillerdo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Guillerdo misses with a hook from the clinch.
Guillerdo prevents a body shot from Jeremy.
A short uppercut from Guillerdo.
Guillerdo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guillerdo stops a takedown attempt from Jeremy.
Francisco Guillerdo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ron Jeremy.
Guillerdo stalls.
Jeremy lands a left hand.
Jeremy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Jeremy blocks an uppercut.
Guillerdo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Guillerdo pushes Jeremy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Guillerdo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jeremy tries to work over Guillerdo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jeremy swings wildly with an uppercut but Guillerdo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Guillerdo throws a punch but it's blocked by Jeremy.
Guillerdo misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jeremy.
Jeremy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jeremy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Guillerdo backwards.
Guillerdo keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jeremy's efforts to push away.
Jeremy lands with a light punch inside.
Guillerdo misses with a body punch.
Guillerdo lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jeremy backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jeremy.

Jeremy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Guillerdo moves to clinch but Jeremy breaks away
letting Jeremy counter with a right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Guillerdo is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Jeremy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Guillerdo.
Jeremy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jeremy, right into the meat.
Jeremy walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Jeremy lunges at Guillerdo with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Guillerdo's hand.
Jeremy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Guillerdo slips a straight right by Jeremy.
Jab, jab by Guillerdo - just one landing.
Guillerdo scores with a jab. Jeremy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Guillerdo slips under a jab.
Jeremy takes a swing at Guillerdo's ribcage but misses.
Jeremy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jeremy throws a hook but Guillerdo blocks it.
Guillerdo fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jeremy has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jeremy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Guillerdo.
Jeremy lands a glancing blow to the side of Guillerdo's head.
Jeremy throws the left hand but Guillerdo avoids the punch easily.
Guillerdo lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jeremy throws a leg kick that misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Jeremy misses the target.
Francisco Guillerdo is winning the standup battle so far.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Guillerdo manages to avoid it.
Jeremy scores with a sloppy right hand. Guillerdo should have avoided that one.
Guillerdo throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jeremy.
Jeremy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Guillerdo lands a jab to Jeremy's midsection.
Guillerdo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jeremy manages to avoid it.
Guillerdo misses with a body shot.
Jeremy lands a right hook to the body.
Jeremy scores with a nice head shot.
Guillerdo moves out of range of the leg kick from Jeremy.
Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Guillerdo moves away.
Guillerdo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy blocks a leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a body punch but Guillerdo moves out of range.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jeremy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jeremy connects with a high kick.
Jeremy takes a swing at Guillerdo's ribcage but misses.

Guillerdo takes the fight into the clinch.
Guillerdo blocking some punches.
Ron Jeremy seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Guillerdo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jeremy.
A short left from Guillerdo.
Jeremy wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jeremy lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy has had enough of the clinch but Guillerdo keeps him there for the moment.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jeremy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Guillerdo can't find room to land a body shot as Jeremy controls the action.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Nice body punch from Jeremy - that landed with a thud.
Guillerdo stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Jeremy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Guillerdo lands a left hand.
Guillerdo stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Guillerdo takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Jeremy is trying to force a seperation but Guillerdo has the dominant position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guillerdo lands a nice uppercut.
Guillerdo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Guillerdo can't find room to land a body shot as Jeremy controls the action.
Guillerdo working aggressively here.
A short uppercut from Jeremy.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jeremy trying to stall but Guillerdo improves his position.
Jeremy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jeremy tries to break free but Guillerdo pushes him back against the cage.
A short left from Guillerdo.
Jeremy wants to get back to striking at distance but Guillerdo won't allow it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Guillerdo.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jeremy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jeremy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Guillerdo trying to control the position but instead, Jeremy has worked for underhooks and has pushed Guillerdo into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Francisco Guillerdo will probably get the nod.
That's time! Guillerdo's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Jeremy walks into a straight right hand from Guillerdo.
Jeremy misses with a looping right.
Guillerdo tries to clinch up but Jeremy circles away and keeps his distance.
Guillerdo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a shot from downtown. Guillerdo moves away and avoids it.
Guillerdo doesn't manage to clinch there - Jeremy circles away.
Guillerdo throws a leg kick but Jeremy sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jeremy throws a chopping leg kick but Guillerdo manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Guillerdo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jeremy.
Guillerdo connects with a solid leg kick.
Guillerdo's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Guillerdo duly obliges.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jeremy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Guillerdo has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Guillerdo and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A big right from Jeremy misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Guillerdo is able to avoid easily.
Donk. Jeremy catches Guillerdo right on the button with a cross.
Guillerdo scores with a jab to the jaw.
Guillerdo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Guillerdo misses with a hook. Jeremy ducked under it nicely.
Jeremy tries a head kick but it misses.
A combination from Jeremy does no damage.
Jeremy misses the shot to the body.
Francisco Guillerdo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Guillerdo drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Guillerdo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jeremy.
Guillerdo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jeremy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jeremy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A swing and a miss from Jeremy.
Jeremy feints and then cracks Guillerdo's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Guillerdo down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Jeremy is predictable there
and Guillerdo makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Guillerdo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Guillerdo scores with a jab to the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slow jab from Jeremy misses its intended target.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Guillerdo.
Jeremy checks a leg kick.
Jeremy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Guillerdo on the side of the head.
Guillerdo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jeremy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jeremy throws out a loose jab but Guillerdo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jeremy misses with a straight left.
Guillerdo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Guillerdo moves away from the strike by Jeremy.
Jeremy shoots in and drives through. Guillerdo sprawls well.
Jeremy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a front kick aimed at Guillerdo's knee but Guillerdo avoids it well.
Guillerdo wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Guillerdo just misses with a punch to the body.
Guillerdo swings for the body but Jeremy moves out of range.
Guillerdo scores with a jab. Jeremy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jeremy misses with a looping left.
Guillerdo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jeremy swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Guillerdo throws a jab when Jeremy was well out of range.
Jeremy throws a body punch but Guillerdo moves out of range.
Guillerdo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jeremy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy staying out of range there.
Guillerdo takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with a wild body shot.
Guillerdo fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a looping left.
Jeremy scores with the left hand. Guillerdo knows he should have avoided that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy wants to slow Guillerdo down by chopping away at his legs.
Jeremy throws a front kick aimed at Guillerdo's knee but Guillerdo avoids it well.
Guillerdo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jeremy takes a swing at Guillerdo's ribcage but misses.
Guillerdo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jeremy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jeremy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Guillerdo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
No joy there for Guillerdo, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jeremy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Guillerdo's calf.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Francisco Guillerdo did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Guillerdo takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jeremy moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Guillerdo rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jeremy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jeremy is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Jeremy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Guillerdo chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jeremy can pounce on him.
Guillerdo missing with a left hand there. Jeremy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Good standup being displayed there by Jeremy as he connects with a hook.
Guillerdo with a hook.
Guillerdo gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Guillerdo goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Guillerdo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Guillerdo misses with a straight right.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guillerdo scores with a nice strike.
Guillerdo lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.


Jeremy is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guillerdo is stalking Jeremy. Jeremy circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Guillerdo, and it's lights out! Jeremy really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Francisco Guillerdo!
Francisco Guillerdo retains his featherweight title!
Francisco Guillerdo decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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