PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladislav Munchkin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jurendie Siberie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Siberie has chosen VYBZ KARTEL- VIP as his entrance music. Jurendie Siberie has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Vladislav Munchkin's chin.

Munchkin
vs
Siberie

199 cm
22
290 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

190 cm
29
265 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Vladislav Munchkin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jurendie Siberie!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Albert Achterberg and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Siberie looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Munchkin fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Siberie looks for the body kick but Munchkin saw that one coming.
Siberie scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Munchkin blocks the body kick.
Munchkin uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Siberie has time to react.
Munchkin looks to score with a jab to the body but Siberie is just out of range.
Siberie swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Siberie avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Munchkin slips under a jab from Siberie.
Jab, jab by Munchkin - just one landing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Siberie throws a front kick aimed at Munchkin's knee but Munchkin avoids it well.
Vladislav Munchkin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Munchkin jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Munchkin checks a low kick from Siberie.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Siberie, right into the meat.
Siberie throws a sloppy head kick and Munchkin moves out of range easily.
Munchkin blocks a head kick by Siberie.
Siberie stuns Munchkin with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Siberie misses with a low kick.
A head kick misses from Siberie.
A head kick by Siberie misses
and Munchkin cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A looping hook to the body misses from Siberie. Munchkin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Munchkin moves out of range of the body kick from Siberie.
Siberie misses with a body kick.
Munchkin wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Munchkin dips to his left and cracks Siberie with an uppercut!
Munchkin connects with a leg kick. Siberie looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Siberie misses with a leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An inside leg kick lands from Munchkin.
Munchkin checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Munchkin takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Munchkin thumps Siberie with a low kick.
Munchkin scores with a jab to the jaw.
Munchkin wants to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Siberie throws the kick towards the body but Munchkin avoids it.
Munchkin avoids the head kick by Siberie.
Siberie throws a sloppy head kick and Munchkin moves out of range easily.
Munchkin misses with a wild body shot.
Siberie misses with a kick to the body
and Munchkin counters with a stiff right hand.
An inside leg kick lands from Munchkin.
A solid body kick from Siberie.
Munchkin throws a wild body kick that Siberie sees coming a mile off.
Siberie lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Munchkin tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Siberie misses with a kick to the body
and Munchkin counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Siberie.
Siberie tries to land a front kick but Munchkin steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Siberie has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Munchkin.
Munchkin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Siberie. Munchkin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Munchkin scores with a nice body kick.
Munchkin is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Siberie looks winded!
Munchkin scores with a decent looking hook.
Munchkin scoring well with a low kick there.
Siberie looks for the body kick but Munchkin saw that one coming.
Munchkin lands with a good body shot.

Munchkin feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Munchkin wants to pass the guard but Siberie is keeping the position.
Siberie looking to hit a scissor sweep but Munchkin is one step ahead there.
Siberie really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Munchkin. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Munchkin postures up in Siberie's guard and throws a big left but Siberie blocks it.
Munchkin looking to pass the guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Siberie working a defensive guard here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladislav Munchkin dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Nice cross by Munchkin.
Siberie throws a wild body kick that Munchkin sees coming a mile off.
Munchkin stalks Siberie and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Siberie's face. Siberie staggers backwards, shaken.
Munchkin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Siberie.
Siberie misses with an uppercut. Munchkin saw that one coming.
Vladislav Munchkin is winning the standup battle so far.
Siberie ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Siberie tries to land a front kick but Munchkin steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Munchkin attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Siberie displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Munchkin throws out the jab.
Siberie throws a low kick but Munchkin moves out of range easily.
Munchkin looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Munchkin darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Siberie's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Munchkin crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Siberie - the referee stops the clock and Munchkin gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Siberie. Munchkin manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Siberie throws a head kick that misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Siberie tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jurendie Siberie is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Munchkin scores with a nice head shot.
A solid body kick from Siberie.
Munchkin pivots, looking for a leg kick but Siberie is out of range and Munchkin settles back down.
Siberie is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Munchkin rather than just go for the knockout.
Siberie misses with a wild body shot.
Siberie looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Munchkin throws a front kick aimed at Siberie's knee but Siberie avoids it well.
A leg kick checked by Munchkin.
Danga de danga de dang - Siberie scores with a four punch combination!

It looks like Vladislav Munchkin has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Siberie displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Munchkin throws out the jab.
Munchkin misses with a body shot.
Munchkin sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Siberie throws a head kick that misses.
Siberie misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Siberie just misses with a punch to the body.
Munchkin misses with a low kick as Siberie jumps back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Siberie.
Siberie looks to score with a jab to the body but Munchkin is just out of range.
Siberie lands with a kick to the ribs.
Siberie misses with a body kick.
Siberie scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Siberie slips a straight right by Munchkin.
Munchkin moves out of range of the body kick.
Siberie misses with a body kick.
Siberie goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Siberie keeps Munchkin at a distance using the push kick.
Siberie does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Siberie misses with a wild body shot.
Munchkin scores with a leg kick.
Siberie displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Munchkin.
Siberie tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Munchkin is able to avoid easily.
Munchkin throws a big shot that misses.
Siberie looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Munchkin steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Siberie. That one must have hurt.
Munchkin scores with a sloppy right hand. Siberie should have avoided that one.
Munchkin slips a straight right by Siberie.
Siberie thows a body shot but no joy.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Siberie lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Munchkin has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Munchkin and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Munchkin fakes the leg kick and cracks Siberie in the body.
A solid body kick from Siberie.
Siberie throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Siberie throws a leg kick but Munchkin sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Munchkin tries a low kick but Siberie avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Munchkin defending well as Siberie loads up on a big left hand.
Munchkin takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Siberie pushes Munchkin away with a front kick.
Siberie misses with a kick to the body.
Munchkin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Siberie tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Siberie digs a good hook to Munchkin's body.
Siberie pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A head kick misses from Siberie.
Siberie misses with a kick to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Munchkin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Munchkin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Munchkin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Siberie swats him away and circles back towards the center.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jurendie Siberie showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Vladislav Munchkin's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Munchkin blocks a head kick by Siberie.
Siberie throws a body kick that misses.
Munchkin lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Siberie backs up against the cage.
Siberie swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Siberie throws a push kick but Munchkin slaps the foot to one side.
Munchkin looks to score with a jab to the body but Siberie is just out of range.
Siberie stuffs the takedown attempt from Munchkin. Munchkin gets slowly back to his feet.
Siberie thows a body shot but no joy.
Siberie tries to score with a low kick but Munchkin moves his leg out of the way.
Munchkin misses with a hook.
A head kick misses from Munchkin.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Munchkin throws a leg kick but Siberie sees it coming and moves out of range.
Siberie takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Munchkin swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Siberie misses with a jab, cross combination.
Siberie is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A good leg kick by Munchkin.
Siberie tries a head kick but it misses.
Munchkin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Munchkin avoids the head kick by Siberie.
Munchkin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Munchkin scores with a leg kick.
Siberie takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Siberie lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Siberie throws a half hearted mid kick.
Munchkin scores with a shot to the body.
Good leg kick by Munchkin there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Siberie. That's going to slow Munchkin down.
Siberie uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Munchkin.
Siberie scores with a spinning back kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Siberie. Munchkin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Siberie fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Siberie throws a sloppy head kick and Munchkin moves out of range easily.
Siberie looks to score with a jab to the body but Munchkin is just out of range.
A lazy left from Munchkin finds it's target.
Siberie throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Siberie throws a right hand that Munchkin ducks under and follows up with a left that Munchkin also avoids with ease.
Munchkin will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.

Munchkin forces Siberie back against the cage and clinches.
Munchkin misses with a short punch on the inside.

Siberie escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Siberie tries to land a front kick but Munchkin steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Siberie lunges at Munchkin with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Munchkin's hand.
Munchkin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Munchkin connects with a jab.
Nice body kick there by Siberie.
Siberie throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Munchkin moves out of range of the body kick from Siberie.
Munchkin misses with a body kick.
Munchkin misses with a two punch combination.
Siberie throws a hook but Munchkin blocks it.
A head kick misses from Siberie.
Munchkin dives in and grabs Siberie's left leg, looking for a takedown. Siberie pushes down on Munchkin's head and hops out.
Siberie misses with a low kick as Munchkin jumps back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Siberie throws a body kick that misses.
Siberie avoids the body shot from Munchkin.
Siberie scores with a spinning back kick!
Siberie throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Siberie looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Munchkin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Munchkin shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vladislav Munchkin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Siberie connects with a body shot.
Siberie stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Munchkin.
Siberie throws a push kick but Munchkin slaps the foot to one side.
Siberie swinging wildly here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Munchkin throws a looping overhand right but Siberie ducks down to avoid it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Siberie.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jurendie Siberie comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Siberie has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 28:29
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 28:29
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jurendie Siberie!
After the big win, Jurendie Siberie made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Ganja's Warehouse (Laundering) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.