PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Igor Crazy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen has chosen DJ Khaled - All I do is Win as his entrance music. Charlie Sheen has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Igor Crazy's chin.

Crazy
vs
Sheen

175 cm
28
175 lbs
8 - 5 - 2

183 cm
25
180 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Igor Crazy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Jeff Smith and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen throws the left hand but Crazy avoids the punch easily.
Crazy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Crazy lands a jab to the head.
A jab from Sheen finds it's way through Crazy's defenses.
Crazy takes one on the button.
Sheen keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Crazy.
Sheen bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crazy manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Crazy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crazy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Crazy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Crazy shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Crazy throws a sloppy head kick and Sheen moves out of range easily.
Sheen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Charlie Sheen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crazy throws a leg kick but Sheen moved away.
Sheen lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Crazy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Sheen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Crazy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Crazy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Crazy.
Sheen lands with a right hand.
Sheen wants to clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crazy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sheen looks to throw the jab but Crazy is out of range.
Sheen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sheen with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Sheen moves into the clinch.
Sheen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Crazy working hard to break the clinch.
Sheen misses with some punches.
Sheen has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Sheen misses with the head strike.
Crazy blocking some punches.
Sheen managing to block the knees to the body from Crazy.
Crazy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sheen scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Sheen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sheen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Sheen avoiding damage as Crazy throws knees to the body.
Sheen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sheen pushes Crazy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sheen tries to work over Crazy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sheen lands a nice uppercut.
Crazy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sheen throws a punch but it's blocked by Crazy.
Sheen working aggressively here.
Sheen lands a right hand.
Sheen gets through Crazy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Sheen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crazy landing some nice looking knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sheen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Crazy's elbow.
Crazy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sheen avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charlie Sheen dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Sheen wants to clinch up but Crazy keeps it at a distance.
Crazy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Sheen tries to clinch up.
Sheen checks the leg kick nicely there.
Crazy misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Sheen lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Sheen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Crazy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A nice inside leg kick there by Crazy. That's going to slow Sheen down.

Sheen moves into range and clinches up with Crazy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crazy blocks a body shot from Sheen.
Sheen tries to throw a body punch but Crazy avoids it by throwing Sheen back against the cage.
Sheen can't find room to land a body shot as Crazy controls the action.
Sheen misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sheen.
Sheen misses with a body punch.
A short body shot lands from Sheen as the two fighters clinch.
Sheen managing to block the knees to the body from Crazy.
Crazy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sheen avoids it.
Sheen avoiding damage as Crazy throws knees to the body.
Sheen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sheen tries to throw a body punch but Crazy avoids it by throwing Sheen back against the cage.
Crazy stalling.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Crazy.
Sheen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Sheen misses with some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Crazy.
Crazy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Crazy lands a nice uppercut.
Sheen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Sheen struggles to land a body shot inside as Crazy controls his hands.
Sheen throws a punch but it's blocked by Crazy.
Sheen can't find room to land a body shot as Crazy controls the action.
Sheen throws a head punch that misses.
Sheen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sheen misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Crazy blocks a body shot from Sheen.
Sheen avoiding damage as Crazy throws knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Sheen fails to land.
Sheen tries a body shot but Crazy blocks it.
Charlie Sheen seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Sheen swings wildly with an uppercut but Crazy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sheen misses with a body punch.
Sheen tries a body shot but Crazy blocks it.
Sheen can't find room to land a body shot as Crazy controls the action.
Sheen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sheen is trying to break the clinch but Crazy is controlling him.
Crazy using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crazy stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Crazy is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Sheen tries to throw a body punch but Crazy avoids it by throwing Sheen back against the cage.
Crazy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sheen avoiding damage as Crazy throws knees to the body.
Sheen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Sheen managing to block the knees to the body from Crazy.

Sheen manages to break the clinch.
Crazy throws a solid leg kick but Sheen takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Crazy.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crazy walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Sheen leaves Crazy with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charlie Sheen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Crazy feints and as Sheen raises his hands in defense, Crazy changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Crazy wants to get up but he can't break Sheen's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Sheen is trying to keep Crazy in close.

Crazy stands up and waves to Sheen to follow him.
Sheen misses with a wild body shot.

Crazy instigates a clinch.
Crazy tries to land knees in the clinch but Sheen avoids the damage to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen lands a hook to the side of the head.

Sheen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sheen checks a leg kick.
Crazy looks for the body kick but Sheen saw that one coming.
Crazy misses with a looping left.
Crazy swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Crazy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Crazy throws a sloppy head kick and Sheen moves out of range easily.
Sheen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Crazy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Sheen takes a swing at Crazy's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crazy throws a leg kick but Sheen checks it.
Nice cross by Sheen.
Crazy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Charlie Sheen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Crazy misses with a head kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Crazy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crazy manages to avoid it.
Crazy jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Crazy walks into a left hand.
Crazy finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Crazy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Crazy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Crazy tries to work over Sheen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sheen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Crazy's elbow.
Sheen lands a body shot.
Sheen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Crazy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sheen avoids it.

Sheen manages to break the clinch.
Crazy throws a solid leg kick but Sheen takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Crazy.
Sheen throws a predictable looking body shot
and Crazy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Sheen's knee momentarily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Sheen.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Sheen.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Crazy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crazy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Crazy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crazy throws a jab when Sheen was well out of range.
Sheen jabs Crazy right on the nose. Crazy blinks but takes it well.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Crazy was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sheen scores with a hook to the body. Crazy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Igor Crazy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sheen rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Crazy counters with a low kick, right behind Sheen 's knee.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Charlie Sheen.
I've got Sheen winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charlie Sheen!
An intense looking Charlie Sheen took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'WHAT? WHAT NOW BITCHES? I was supposed to lose this fight, right? Who's the best fucking welterweight up in this motherfucker? When you're the best fighter in the world they don't call you champ, they call you Charlie. August or Shady bring it the fuck on and get slapped up like Igor. WHAT?'.