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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tweedle Dee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Viktor Kafka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dee comes to the cage accompanied by Chumbawamba - Tubthumping. Kafka comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Welcome to the Jungle kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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195 lbs
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192 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Tweedle Dee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Viktor Kafka!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Paul Tew and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dee throws a hook but Kafka blocks it.
Kafka lands the left hand.
Dee scores with a leg kick.
Dee swings for the body but Kafka moves out of range.
Kafka swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dee scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dee waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kafka.
Dee throws a series of punches but Kafka moves out of range.
Dee connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dee jabs Kafka to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kafka misses the body punch
and Dee connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dee scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kafka on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dee. Dee obviously looking to wear him down.
Kafka ducks under a wild hook from Dee.
Dee is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kafka.
Kafka gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Dee to score an easy takedown into full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dee sitting in guard here, content to control.
Dee pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kafka is keeping the position for now.
Dee working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Kafka trying to control the position.
Dee is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Dee passes into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dee wants to control but Kafka is keeping him busy.
Dee is thwarting Kafka's attempts to control the position.
Kafka preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Dee is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Dee passes into half guard.
Dee frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Kafka wants to hold on but Dee pushes him away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dee unloading with bombs!
Dee throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Kafka because Dee loaded up on that one.
Dee landing strikes, looking to finish!
Dee controlling his opponent.
Dee avoids the attempt from Kafka to control.
Dee lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kafka is bucking up trying to escape but Dee cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Kafka is in a horrible position here. Dee smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Dee trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kafka is looking to get to half guard.
Kafka is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Dee trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dee lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Kafka is rocked!
It looks like Viktor Kafka has been cut.
Kafka manages to work a leg through to get back to half guard here. Good work there by Kafka, under a barage of strikes from Dee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tweedle Dee dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Viktor Kafka's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Kafka misses with a two punch combination.
Dee throws a good cross that connects.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kafka.
Dee darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Kafka trying to control here.
Kafka is staying active underneath Dee, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Kafka trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Dee manages to pass to mount!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kafka is bucking up trying to escape but Dee cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Dee tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Dee is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Kafka can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Dee wants to control but instead Kafka manages to regain half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dee performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Kafka looking for submissions off his back.
Dee prevents Kafka from improving his position.
Dee sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Dee with the ground and pound but Kafka uses the opportunity to regain guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dee is pushing down on Kafka's leg trying to pass to half guard. Kafka is fighting to maintain full guard but Dee has managed to sneak the leg through.
Dee throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Dee missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Dee is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Dee scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Dee sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Kafka defending well though.
Dee seems to be looking for submissions.
Dee sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Dee is looking to take a break and control but Kafka is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dee thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Dee scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Dee tries to pass to full mount but Kafka defends it.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Dee lands a nice short elbow.
Tweedle Dee overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dee throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dee lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Dee is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Kafka has managed to free his arm - good work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tweedle Dee dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Viktor Kafka's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Dee stuns Kafka with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kafka throws a leg kick that is checked
and Dee makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Kafka scores with a shot to the body.
Kafka stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kafka wants it to stay on the feet.
Dee lands a nice looking body shot.
Kafka uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dee.
Dee throws a nice outside leg kick.
Kafka blocks a leg kick.
Kafka throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kafka.
Dee throws a hook but Kafka avoids it easily.
Dee on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A big right from Kafka misses.
Dee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dee looks for the body kick but Kafka saw that one coming.
Dee tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kafka throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Kafka keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Dee throws a combination. Kafka tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Dee connects with a body shot.
Dee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kafka.
Tweedle Dee is winning the standup battle so far.
Good shot there by Dee.
Dee throws a sloppy body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dee throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dee swings for the body but Kafka moves out of range.
Dee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kafka ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dee moves away.
Dee avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kafka takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Viktor Kafka has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kafka throws a push kick but Dee slaps the foot to one side.
Kafka moves out of range as Dee strikes.
Kafka digs a good body shot into Dee's ribs.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Dee. Kafka shrugs it off though.
Dee ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dee buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice uppercut there from Kafka.
Kafka slips under a jab.
Dee swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dee misses with a low kick.
Dee lands with a cross.
Dee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kafka moves away.
Kafka blocks a jab.
Kafka dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dee. That did some damage!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dee lands a jab-cross combination.
Dee fails to land the takedown.
Kafka drops his hands momentarily and Dee takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Dee is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kafka can do to turn this around?
Dee misses with a straight right.
The crowd cheers as Kafka lands an impressive looking overhand right. Dee doesn't seem phased though.
It looks like Tweedle Dee has been cut.
Dee throws a solid leg kick but Kafka takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dee.
Kafka buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A big left from Kafka misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A good leg kick by Dee.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kafka. Dee does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kafka throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Viktor Kafka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kafka swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dee tries to land a front kick but Kafka steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Kafka blocks the body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dee wants to clinch up but Kafka keeps it at a distance.
Dee misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kafka.
Kafka lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kafka uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dee.
Kafka sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Dee with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kafka ducks under a wild hook from Dee.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kafka darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dee throws a shot from downtown. Kafka moves away and avoids it.
Kafka takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dee lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Dee moves out of range of the body kick.
Dee throws out a powerful jab.
Dee throws the left hand but Kafka avoids the punch easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Tweedle Dee showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dee has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tweedle Dee!
Tweedle Dee made sure to mention his sponsor, Syndicate Nutrition in his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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