PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Rotten (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Baramari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rotten's entrance music is White Zombie - More Human Than Human. A fine choice. Baramari comes into a darkened arena with his song building. WOODKID - Iron kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! On his way into the cage it seems that Johnny Rotten has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Johnny Rotten seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Rotten
vs
Baramari

187 cm
33
185 lbs
23 - 17 - 1

210 cm
38
285 lbs
38 - 29 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

LOD: Affordable Quality
Just Fight (Everything 7$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Johnny Rotten!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 29 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bob Baramari!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baramari tries to clinch there but Rotten circles away.
Rotten with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Baramari's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Baramari duly obliges.
Baramari cracks Rotten's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Rotten slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Baramari can do further damage! This one is done, son!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bob Baramari!
After the big win, Bob Baramari made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Just Fight (Everything 7$) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.