PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Justice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Umbra Uxxarest (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Justice's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Blackalicious / Sky Is Falling . The key to victory for Johnny Justice has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Justice
vs
Uxxarest

180 cm
19
180 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

170 cm
20
185 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)
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HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Johnny Justice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Umbra Uxxarest!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Justice lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Uxxarest at a distance.
Sloppy strikes from Justice. Those never looked like landing.
Uxxarest takes a swing at Justice's ribcage but misses.
Justice looks to score with a jab to the body but Uxxarest is just out of range.
Justice misses with an uppercut. Uxxarest saw that one coming.
Justice misses with a body shot.
Justice clobbers Uxxarest with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Umbra Uxxarest seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Uxxarest throws a lazy right hand but Justice sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Justice slips a jab from Uxxarest.
Uxxarest lands the left hand.
Justice cracks the inside of Uxxarest's front leg.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Uxxarest doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Justice throws a lazy right hand but Uxxarest sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Justice throws a hook to the side of Uxxarest's head but Uxxarest sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Uxxarest misses with a shot to the body
enabling Justice to counter with a crisp jab.
Justice throws a series of punches but Uxxarest avoids them all with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uxxarest misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Justice.
Justice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Uxxarest moves away.
Uxxarest misses with a shot to the body
and Justice counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Uxxarest fails in his attempt to clinch.
Justice misses with an uppercut.
Justice avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Uxxarest is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Justice.
Justice slips a straight right by Uxxarest.
Justice keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Uxxarest.
Uxxarest fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Justice manages to avoid it.
Uxxarest misses with a hook
and Justice connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Uxxarest throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Justice throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Uxxarest sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A shot to the body from Uxxarest misses
and Justice counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Justice misses with a straight left.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Uxxarest misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Justice.
Justice misses with a looping right.
Justice takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Justice throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Justice bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Uxxarest's head.
Justice works Uxxarest's body with a nice hook.
Uxxarest changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Justice tries to avoid it but Uxxarest manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Justice to the ground. Justice escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Justice throws a right hand that Uxxarest ducks under and follows up with a left that Uxxarest also avoids with ease.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Uxxarest.
Justice lands the left hand.
Uxxarest misses with a right hand
and Justice counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Justice fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uxxarest tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Justice was well out of range. Poor timing from Uxxarest.
Uxxarest throws an off balance right hand
and Justice counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A big left from Uxxarest misses.
Justice misses the shot to the body.
Justice throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Good exchange - Uxxarest coming out on top.
Justice scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

It looks like Umbra Uxxarest has been cut.
Uxxarest waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Justice.
Uxxarest defending well as Justice loads up on a big left hand.
Uxxarest lands a slapping body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Uxxarest takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Justice clobbers Uxxarest with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Uxxarest takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Uxxarest. Justice does a little dance to reset his feet.
Uxxarest throws a jab when Justice was well out of range.
Justice misses with a body shot.
Uxxarest moves out of range of the strikes.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Uxxarest is defended easily by Justice.
Decent striking displayed by Uxxarest there.
Uxxarest takes a swing at Justice's ribcage but misses.
Uxxarest cracks Justice with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice straight punches there by Justice. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Justice.
Justice lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Uxxarest dives in and grabs Justice's left leg, looking for a takedown. Justice pushes down on Uxxarest's head and hops out.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Justice dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Umbra Uxxarest's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Uxxarest throws out a loose jab but Justice uses good head movement to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Justice misses the target.
Uxxarest thows a body shot but no joy.
Justice throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Uxxarest stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Justice stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Uxxarest moves away from the strike by Justice.
Uxxarest shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Justice defends it nicely.
Justice connects with a single shot there.
Uxxarest throws a hook but Justice avoids it easily.
Justice connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Uxxarest momentarily.
Justice misses the shot to the body.
Uxxarest throws a body punch but Justice moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uxxarest lands a really nice looking cross but Justice seems unphased.
Uxxarest throws a sloppy body shot
and Justice counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Uxxarest looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Uxxarest is breathing heavily.
Uxxarest looks to score with a jab to the body but Justice is just out of range.
Justice throws a hook to the side of Uxxarest's head but Uxxarest sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Johnny Justice is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Justice throws a right and a left that both miss.
Justice misses with a body shot.
Uxxarest moves out of range as Justice strikes.
Justice lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Justice scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Justice scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Uxxarest dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Uxxarest shoots in and drives through. Justice sprawls well.
Johnny Justice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Umbra Uxxarest.
Justice swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Justice lands a nice hook to Uxxarest's body. Uxxarest takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Johnny Justice is winning the standup battle so far.

Uxxarest fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Justice sprawls well initially but Uxxarest persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Uxxarest wants to pass to mount but Justice is defending the position.
Uxxarest wants to take a breather but Justice is having none of it.

Uxxarest is working for a submission of some sort.

Uxxarest is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Justice doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Uxxarest.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uxxarest trying to control from Justice's half guard. Justice has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Justice keeping moving, preventing Uxxarest from controlling successfully.
Uxxarest preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Justice keeping full guard, as Uxxarest tries to pass.
Justice keeping moving, preventing Uxxarest from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Uxxarest drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Justice manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Uxxarest has Justice in his guard.
Justice slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

Uxxarest is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Justice is aware though and is defending well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Justice tries to free his leg and advance position but Uxxarest is retaining full guard.
Uxxarest being controlled here, momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Justice dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Umbra Uxxarest's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Justice works Uxxarest's body with a nice hook.
Justice throws a series of punches but Uxxarest avoids them all with ease.
Justice showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Uxxarest.
Justice throws a big shot that misses.
Nice takedown defense from Justice. No joy for Uxxarest on that attempt.
Justice lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Uxxarest fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Justice lands with a shot to the body.
Justice throws a combination. Uxxarest tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Uxxarest takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Uxxarest lands a nice hook to Justice's body. Justice takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Justice moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Justice swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fighters circling - Justice throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Uxxarest lunges at Justice with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Justice's hand.
Uxxarest has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Justice lands an overhand right.
A looping hook to the body misses from Justice. Uxxarest does a little dance to reset his feet.
Justice's corner calls for a 1-2. Justice obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Justice throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Justice dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Justice blocks a jab.
Uxxarest scores with a shot to the body.
Uxxarest fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uxxarest misses with a looping left.
Uxxarest throws a hook but Justice blocks it.
Justice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Uxxarest moves away.
Justice ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Justice keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Justice with a nice cross.
Uxxarest thows a body shot but no joy.
Uxxarest tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Justice was well out of range. Poor timing from Uxxarest.
Justice lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Uxxarest's corner calls for a 1-2. Uxxarest obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Uxxarest looks to land a combination but Justice avoids it well.
Uxxarest throws a body punch but Justice moves out of range.
Uxxarest is trying hard to land a takedown here. Justice sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Johnny Justice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Umbra Uxxarest.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uxxarest walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Justice connects with a single shot there.
Uxxarest ducks under a wild hook from Justice.
Uxxarest throws a body punch but Justice moves out of range.
Justice lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Uxxarest moves out of range as Justice strikes.
Justice throws a right and a left that both miss.
Justice keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Justice misses with a hook. Uxxarest ducked under it nicely.
Justice thows a body shot but no joy.
Justice bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Justice lands with a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uxxarest moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Justice throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Uxxarest swings for the body but Justice moves out of range.
Justice throws a hook but Uxxarest blocks it.
Justice connects with the punch.

Uxxarest is rocked!
Justice with a jab.
Uxxarest is still on wobbly legs! Can Justice finish him?
Uxxarest moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A nice combination there by Justice.
Justice tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Uxxarest was well out of range. Poor timing from Justice.
Justice misses with a straight right.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
and Justice counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Uxxarest! He's just covering up as Justice starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Justice!
A very excited looking Johnny Justice made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.